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LibidoFixMC SMP
Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever! -
PixelTokyo Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft world!Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of why Zestiria is so unpopular among the villagers. Some say it’s because they have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, while others believe they are actually aliens in disguise. The only way to find out is by joining our server and exploring every nook and cranny!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and yes, it’s made out of actual bacon)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally uncover the truth behind why Zestiria is so darn unpopular!
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SkimpyCraft – Dad Approved?
parental disagreements, teenage maturity, teenage independence, Clothing choices., parenting battlesLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fashion dilemmas and family dynamics that rival any reality TV show.Picture this: a daughter rebelling against her father by wearing skimpy outfits, a mother caught in the middle trying to keep the peace, and a grandmother secretly hoping for a reconciliation. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!
Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and fashion showdowns? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
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NoDiamondsNoLove
Are you tired of your partner stealing all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to even think about stealing your precious resources. Plus, if your partner does try to pull a sneaky move, our admins will unleash a horde of angry creepers on them. So come join us and leave your partner in the dust (literally)! -
PezCraft Minecraft Server – Putin Approved!
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself welcomes you with open arms and celebrates your victories like pezeshkian winning the iran election! we promise that you and putin can coordinate efforts to build the most epic minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane and hilarious adventures with putin and pezeshkian in minecraft! -
CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo. -
Hotdog Water: Where the tubewater is sizzlin’ and the anarchy’s only semi-crazy!
Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water
Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6 Reset Options Vote for resets on Discord Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim Rules
– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
– No cheating or hacking
Join Now
– IP:
play.hotdogwater.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
FAQ
Question Answer Can I teleport randomly? No, random teleport is disabled on this server. Are there land claims? No, land claim feature is not available on this server. Is cheating allowed? No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited. -
GirlCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of letting your whole life revolve around women? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we don’t discriminate against anyone – not even those poor souls who are desperate for love and validation from mommy! Join us and escape the clutches of the evil women who have been controlling your every move. Build your own empire, make new friends, and most importantly, reclaim your manhood! Don’t be a simp, join our server today! -
ResistCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only resistance you face is from creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “axis of resistance” against all things boring! Join us and take on epic quests to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to take over the virtual world.Our community is filled with fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom. From building massive fortresses to battling giant spiders, there is never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most epic resistance movement in Minecraft history!