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Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together! -
CoitusInjuriesMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀
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Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again
Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!
And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!
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Blocky Madness
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?
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Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol
IP: heroesandempires.modded.funVersion: 1.18.2 (Optifine recommended!)Choose from 20 RPG classes!Start your own Town and Nation!Explore and Conquer a huge map of the Earth!Heroes and Empires is a geopolitical towny flag war server with a unique RPG system, based on real historical warriors from past centuries. Whether you decide to use a sword and shield as a knight, or a musket as a skirmisher, is up to you. Come join our community today.
heroesandempires.modded.fun
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🏰 HighlandsMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the vanilla is the PVP action!
HighlandsMC Geopolitical Server Overview
Features Discord server which encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server! 💬 An excellent Dynmap to visualise the server’s claims and territories! 🗾 An involved and friendly moderation team! 🗣️ Encouraged nation building and claim system! 🏛️ What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join HighlandsMC? You can join HighlandsMC through our Discord server. Visit the link provided above to join. What activities are encouraged on the server? We encourage mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics. Nation building and claiming territories are also encouraged. Is there a moderation team in place? Yes, we have an involved and friendly moderation team to ensure a positive experience for all players. -
SkeletoSMP VS Hypixel
Hypixel SkeletoSMP Pros: Pros: – Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of mini-games – Offers custom enchantments and structures for a unique gameplay experience – Active community with millions of players – Features quests, skills, and jobs for added depth to gameplay – Constant updates and new content – Provides a wonderful and adventurous survival experience – High-quality servers with minimal lag – Thankful and friendly community Cons: Cons: – Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast amount of content – Smaller player base compared to larger servers – Some players may experience connection issues during peak times – Limited mini-games and activities compared to larger servers FAQ:
Q: Is Hypixel suitable for casual players? A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide range of mini-games that cater to both casual and competitive players. Q: What sets SkeletoSMP apart from other survival servers? A: SkeletoSMP offers custom enchantments, structures, quests, skills, and jobs for a unique gameplay experience. Q: How often does Hypixel update their content? A: Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Q: Does SkeletoSMP have an active and friendly community? A: Yes, SkeletoSMP prides itself on having a thankful and friendly community for players to enjoy. -
Crafty Bookworms
Oh boy, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, llamas are the ultimate rulers and demand to be treated like royalty.But that’s not all! As you venture further into the world, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just want to boogie down. And don’t be surprised if you come across a village populated entirely by talking chickens who have a knack for telling the most outrageous jokes.
Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon? Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Yes, you read that right.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness, laughter, and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty Fools: Where dumb faggots can avoid disasters with a little creativity! LOL
Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!