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Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together! -
CoitusInjuriesMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays π€ͺπ₯π
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Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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7g7o is the best copy of 2b2t Minecraft server
The owner of the server β7g7o is the best copy of 2b2tβ has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.95.216.88.232:25599
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Expanding Horizons SMP
Minecraft Server Overview
Version Java, 1.21.1 Server Type Semi-vanilla (Vanilla Tweaks, DynMap, etc.) Difficulty Hard mode Worldborder Size Currently at 1300 blocks each direction FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Add the server owner on Discord (blessup100) to discuss joining the server.
Q: Are there any specific age requirements to join?
A: Yes, the server is only for players 18 years and older.
Q: What kind of community events are hosted on the server?
A: Events like UHC are hosted 1-2 times a month for players to participate in.
Q: Is proximity chat mandatory?
A: Proximity chat is optional for players to use while playing on the server.
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Mystic Realm of Legends 1.20.2
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!We got so many crazy builds and epic battles, you won’t know what hit you!
Plus, the community is full of hilarious and weird players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And don’t even get me started on the events and competitions – they are so wacky and unpredictable, you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join us and let’s explore this insane world together!
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DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP
Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?
So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.
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PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure! -
Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot
OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS π¦πΎπ -
Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the admins are so chill, they’ll suspend you for the most random reasons like saying someone got sexually assaulted when they didn’t even! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the rules are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Join now and brace yourself for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!