Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.
Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. From building towering castles to seducing virtual villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for one woman when you can have a whole village at your fingertips? Join us now and start living your best polygamous life in Minecraft!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.
So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
| Features |
|---|
| Easy to create chest shops |
| A small but consistent community |
| Very stable performance |
| No pay to win (no webstore) |
| No game-breaking changes |
| Claims |
| Active moderator team |
| New game modes planned in the very near future |
| Community-driven model |
| Powered by donations |
| Regular streams of the server |
| Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking |
Q: How do I join the Magetown Network?
A: You can join by connecting to the server IP play.magetown.uk on version 1.7.x-1.21
Q: Is there a Bedrock version available?
A: Yes, you can connect to the Bedrock IP play.magetown.uk on port 19132
Q: How can I apply to be a builder or moderator?
A: You can submit a ticket with examples of your builds at https://magetown.uk/support. Applicants must be over 13 years old.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the Magetown Network?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://magetown.uk/discord
Q: Are there plans for new game modes?
A: Yes, new game modes are planned in the near future, stay tuned for updates!
Join us if you want to witness Randy, who is so peak /int/ pilled that he once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that he can tame creepers and ride them into battle against the evil villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and conquer all who dare to challenge them.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world!
