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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2457 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.