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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5800 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5945 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
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