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Our server is like no other, with custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Well, now you can! And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
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So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on this server, anything goes. From modding tools that will turn your Minecraft world upside down, to fanart and fics that will make you question your own sanity, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.
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💻 Check out our official website for all the latest updates and patch notes. We even have a wiki for all your Dead By Daylight needs. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs for some killer skins!
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We promise that no one will ever tell you that you’ll regret turning them down in 20 years. Unless, of course, it’s a creeper trying to blow up your build – but that’s just part of the game!
So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. We guarantee you won’t regret it, unlike that guy who got blocked for his ridiculous behavior. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
So, picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle when suddenly a baby zombie spawns right in the middle of your living room. But wait, it gets better – turns out that baby zombie is actually the second child of one of our players! And they’re about to go on a crazy adventure to a wedding overseas, leaving their wife with postnatal depression and two kids to take care of.
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Our server is so full of life and energy that even the oldest players will feel like they’re back in their prime. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those creaky joints and gray hairs. And our community is so vibrant and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’re part of a never-ending party.
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