sexual jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can turn you into a superhero for 24 hours.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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FirstieCraft Minecraft Server

be firstie, beheaded, dangerous request, DOXXES, FirstieCraft, free money, giving people money, internet fame, Little paco, Minecraft, mistaken belief, mister bist, online safety, PS5, real, Server, social experiment, social experiment with money, Tamaulipas, Tamaulipas resident, tragic outcome, viral challenge

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we conduct hilarious social experiments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us as we give out free money to unsuspecting players and watch as chaos ensues.

One time, little Paco from Tamaulipas thought the money was real and ended up doxxing himself in a desperate plea for a PS5 from “Mister Bist.” Let’s just say things took a dark turn and poor Paco ended up getting beheaded… in the game, of course!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft! 😉🎮🤪

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PuppyPurgeCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, gift giving, Guilt, Kindness, love, pet ownership, PuppyPurgeCraft, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

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CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Blocky Takeover

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so, like, this server be like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.

if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.

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Fabled SMP

alliances, Bosses, Clan Wars, dragons, enemies, FANTASY, Golems, Grief Prevention, Guilds, immersive experience, Iris, Medieval, Mounts, Pets, protected bases, PvP, RPG, RPG server, Survival, Vanilla, Wisps, Wyverns

Fabled SMP is a Java Minecraft server (v1.20.2) focusing on RPG, medieval, and fantasy themes for a unique, immersive experience.

Overhauled Biomes: With Iris, explore 300+ unique biomes, including community-inspired ones. Mystic Beasts: Find new pets and mounts like golems, wyverns, dragons, and wisps. New Enemies and Bosses: Face challenging foes and bosses for thrilling combat and loot. Guilds: Join guilds for rewards and unique class improvements as you level up. PVP Enabled: Enjoy protected bases with grief prevention, and engage in clan wars and alliances.

Join us and explore more features at Fabled.pro!

Fabled.pro

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PixelFam Purple

1.16.5, Community, Competitive PVP, Crate Key, Discord, donation, Economy, Events, Fun, Gts, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, pay to win, PixelFam, Pixelmon, Reforged, Server, Survival, weekly events, Weekly Rank

Welcome to the PixelFam Pixelmon 1.16.5! Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.11 Minecraft Version 1.16.5 IP: pixelfam.fun Discord:discord.gg/23sDdJwBKN

What We have to Offer: Absolutely NO Pay to Win! When someone pays money on the server, EVERYONE wins! If you are online when someone buys a crate key, you ALSO get that same crate key! EVERYONE gets the current weekly rank that has been donated! GTS Economy Weekly Events Competitive PVP & Much Much MORE!

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–Minecraft: Scattered Isles– 1.12.2 || Modded || Geopolitics || Nations

Adventure, Community, Custom-designed world, Discord, discovery, Dynamic conflicts, Earth, Earth Map, Faction, Factions, family, Geopolitics, minecraft server, Modded, Modded minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Négotiation, new player, PvP, seasoned player, strategy, virtual world, WARFARE

Minecraft: Scattered Isles is a modded Minecraft server specializing in geopolitics and dynamic conflicts that follow from its practice. You will find strategy, negotiation, and warfare in an earth map or in a custom-designed world. Our community is ever-growing, and we would like to invite you to join us in shaping the future of our virtual world. Whether you’re a seasoned modded Minecraft player or just getting started, there’s room for you in our family. Log on with us as we connect and adventure through discovery and mystery in Scattered Isles. Come help make this into a lively, wonderful community, since your involvement really counts for so much!

Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5

170.205.24.17:25602

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RetroGalsMC Server

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMC, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine diamonds while vibing to our exclusive playlist curated by DJ Onolumi.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got Amiya Aranha leading daily raids on the Ender Dragon, Tomomi Toraya building pixel art that puts Picasso to shame, and Kiki creating redstone contraptions that will blow your mind (and your base).

But wait, there’s more! Mozumi Pichi hosts weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Riona streams her adventures in the Nether, Clauvio teaches parkour lessons on mountain cliffs, and Karin hosts a cooking show where she makes Minecraft-themed snacks (yes, even cake).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, Super Meche will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs, Yumanea will guide you through building the ultimate castle, Yuno Nightingale will tell you spooky ghost stories by the campfire, and Jorunna will… well, Jorunna is just Jorunna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real griefers here.

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CheebsCraft Minecraft Server

9 AM Mooms, Characters, cheebs, CheebsCraft, Dedicated, Fandom, fattest fuck, Friends, Gaming, Holo verse, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, role playing, satire, Server, social media, Squeebs, Thread, virtual world, weird friends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the fattest fuck in the Holo verse and her wacky crew of misfits! Squeebs, the derpy llama, and 9 AM Mooms, the cow who’s always late for breakfast, are just a few of the eccentric characters you’ll meet on our server.

Join us for epic adventures, like trying to build a roller coaster out of bacon or racing pigs through a maze of lava pits. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the fattest fuck in the Holo verse has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyCraftServer

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Are you tired of getting lost in the wild world of Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about getting lost again! Our friendly community of players will guide you through the streets of our virtual city, teaching you all the street smarts you need to survive and thrive in the game.

From learning how to avoid creepers lurking in dark alleys to mastering the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword for street fights, our server has everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft street smart player. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic journey to becoming the toughest player on the block!

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