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RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, CraftyPhase, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Drool, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rule, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa, villagers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can connect with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and you might just run into characters like Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server with such a diverse and eccentric cast of characters? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

#pikachu, Anime, bakers, baking, baking community, baking inspiration, baking skills, baking supplies, Charmander, creative baking, jigglypuff, Master, PokeBakeCraft, pokemon, Pokemon bakers, Pokemon fandom., Pokemon fans, Pokemon merchandise, Pokemon trainers, Pokemon-themed desserts, squirtle, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	3579	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crops Grown:	1805	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2738
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	4214
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	956
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5093

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

action RPG, Being, Bosses, Challenging, Combat, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, fiber, Finish, FromSoftware, Frustration, Game, Gaming, GOD, hate, Immersive, Miyazaki, open world, RAGE, things, video games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2377	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!