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DirtyJokezMC SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like for realzies. We got llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. And get this, the only way to join is if you tell us your best dirty joke. Yeah, we’re all about that raunchy humor here. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our butts off while building epic castles and pranking each other with exploding chickens. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Farms Harvested:	841
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	839781	Star Shards Collected:	208
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	5798

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchantments Applied:	205
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	53
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!