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BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3830	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	7432	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	7493	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

GurrenCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime plot twists, Anime Series, fan theories, Gainax, gunmen, GurrenCraft, Kamina, long tail tags, Mecha, Minecraft, Server, sexual interest, simon, Spiral King, Team Dai-Gurren, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, underground village, Yoko Littner

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2875	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Emeralds Found:	8441
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind Yoko’s mysterious love life. Rumor has it, players who dig deep enough may find secret love letters hidden throughout the world. Will you be the one to finally solve the mystery of Yoko’s romantic past? Only on our server can you experience such scandalous adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to uncover the shocking truth behind Yoko’s love life!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	86
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1101	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	7722	Runes Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	2524
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!