Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”
So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| IP | dnmc.net |
| Port | 19132 |
| Version | Bedrock |
| Features | |
|---|---|
| Classic Prison | Non-OP, grind-based progression system |
| PvP Events | Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards |
| Non-P2W | Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators |
| Cosmetics | 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes |
| Activities & Progression | |
|---|---|
| Cells | Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage |
| Quests | NPCs help players progress faster |
| Commissary | Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops |
| Fishing | Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward |
| Guards | Coming soon to add another layer of challenge |
For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:
It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.
Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.
Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.
Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.
Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.
Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.
Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.
LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.
Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!
And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!
Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.
So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!
