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  • Wacky Chunks and Cheeky Bums

    Wacky Chunks and Cheeky Bums

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    Join Now: The Most Absurd Minecraft Server You’ll Wish You Never Knew Existed!

    Welcome to the apocalyptic realm of block-based destiny! Ever wonder what insane reality we live in? Well, step right up and plunge into the swirling vortex of our server where everything is true and nothing is logic. You’ll find yourself questioning if the sky is blue because it’s a lie and grass is screaming in agony. Our server is both the greatest playground and the darkest abyss! Or was it the other way around? Who can really say anymore?

    Feature Explanation
    Infinite Creeper Hugs Experience the physical embrace of a thousand creepers, but they only explode love!
    Time Travel in Blocks Every block you place is a tear in the fabric of reality, bending time to your will! Or is it to your demise?
    Zombie Parades Every full moon, the zombies march with whimsical music, demanding your cupcakes and kittens.
    Whispering Biomes This biome tells you secrets about your childhood but they might not be yours.
    The Hidden Necron Summon this being through ritualistic crafting, although “hidden” might mean “lost” or “never existed.”

    Frequently Questioned Answers

    Q: Is griefing allowed?A: Only if you can hear the whispers of the blocks asking for it! But only on Thursdays when the sun is purple!

    Q: What do I need to play?A: Your soul, a slice of bread, and a strong disavowal of reality are required. Or was it just a love for chaos?

    Q: Can I be friends with the other players?A: Define “friends.” Can they truly understand your longing to communicate with the void? Probably not.

    Bewildering Testimonials

    “Extra credits suck my chunks, but where do they lead?”

    “What does that actually mean? I feel like I’m inside a paradox.”“Couple of questions make this server my home… or prison?”

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. 😱🎈

    Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:

      • Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐸 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.

      • Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. 🔥🥔 It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.

      • The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like… in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.

      • Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🦄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.

      • Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off… uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🦙🏹 Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!

      • Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with… nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!

      • Epic Fishing Contests with Ghosts: 🤡 Every weekend, we summon the spirits of the original creators of Minecraft to judge our fishing skills while riding giant squids. The loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the week and sing “Baby Shark” in chat. It’s like having a karaoke party, but with more existential dread.

    So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!

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  • Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

    Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:

      • Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!

      • Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.

      • Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!

      • The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!

      • Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!

      • Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!

    Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"

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  • Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

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    🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

      • Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?

      • Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!

      • Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!

      • Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!

      • Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!

      • Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!

      • The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

    So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

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  • BlockyBedBanter

    BlockyBedBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the creepers can’t stop laughing. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to make all the chickens in the game break out into a synchronized dance routine. So come on, join us and let’s have a blast!

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  • Blocky Bed Banter

    Blocky Bed Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

    we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

    so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperComedyClub

    CreeperComedyClub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

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  • Snowy community

    Snowy community

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    Java IP: snowycommunity.comBedrock IP: snowycommunity.com:25565

    Welcome to our 1.19.1 Snowy Community SMP !! Come hang out & chill with us on the server!!

    Java & Bedrock supported server!

    Events // Pet Plugin! // Donor Ranks // Vote Ranks & Daily Rewards // /SetHome, /nick, /back, /tpa // Backpack on the go! // LandClaim // Buy & Sell items to eachother!

    And many more useful commands to make the experience more enjoyable & fun without breaking the Survival Gameplay feeling!

    Our goal with this server is to create a friendly & fun community where everyone can become friends!

    Very friendly staff, we are friends, not the police 😀

    Join our Discord to chat & banter with the chill community or win giveaways!You can always write suggestions in our discord to help us improve the server further!

    Thanks for reading & hope you have an awesome time on our server! Its only going to get better! ;D

    IP: snowycommunity.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/vRk8TqM9nCShop: shop.snowycommunity.com

    snowycommunity.com

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  • ❤️NewGoldWorld❤️❤️ DONATE TO EVERYONE 🟨👑/FREE 👑🟨 CLICK ➜ Minecraft server

    ❤️NewGoldWorld❤️❤️ DONATE TO EVERYONE 🟨👑/FREE 👑🟨 CLICK ➜ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server without wipes for survival and active development with the best plugins and cheap donations

    Server capabilities

    – LEGEND privilege for regular players

    – lotteries

    – Teams and Clans

    – Your own Discord channel

    – Runes, enchantments and improvements

    – Honest PvP

    – Kits and starters

    – Shops and traders

    – Economy

    – Responsive admins will help in development

    You can survive with the Chief Administrator (hozziST)

    mc.newgoldworld.ru:25599

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  • Origins Oasis

    Origins Oasis

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    Are YOU looking for a origins smp Sadly aternos But runs pretty good

    Well u have came to the right place We are a origin smp with 70 members at the moment, we make sure all members are happy at all times We have Gofish Origins Extra Origins Origins classes and much more optimised for YOUR pc in mind So join us now at https://discord.gg/2xtVhTdAYk

    Origins_Oasis.aternos.me

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  • FamousBuilders SMP

    FamousBuilders SMP

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    FamousBuilder’s SMP is a server for the community, made possible by the community! Our goal is to create the very best server – with the features you want, for an experience you hopefully wont forget!

    play.famousbuilder.xyz

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  • Mortyruins

    Mortyruins

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    Mortyruins Non-premium server with the aim of giving the possibility to all those interested in playing a quality Towny server, good support and close to users. This is about making your own city and coordinating it with your own STAFF, which you can choose same. Create terrain for new users and organize everything to your liking. Go ahead and enjoy!

    103.195.103.103

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  • EVERYONE DONATE AT ENTRANCE! Minecraft server

    EVERYONE DONATE AT ENTRANCE!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “EVERYONE DONATE AT LOGIN” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    lightmc.ru

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wid_Craft

    Wid_Craft

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    This is a new Mc server where you will be able to find new friends and have fun!!!

    free2.falix.cc:36120

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  • AquaBridging

    AquaBridging

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    A Minecraft Bridging Server.. IN BETA

    Server IP: AquaBridging.tk Size: 170MB~

    Staff Team Aqualistic | Owner wNiko | Manager encs | Admin BCBridge | Admin Prayer Mod C1amn | Helper And many more staff! Famous people who joined: Doogile: 80k Subscribers

    aquabridge.tk

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  • Mythic ecocraft

    Mythic ecocraft

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    Welcome to Mythic EcoCraft! Our server aims to enhance and expand upon Vanilla Minecraft gameplay to create a more dynamic gaming experience and encourage player interaction! Be a part of a budding community and claim your place on our map, that we plan to NEVER reset, so you’ll never have to grind to reclaim your place among Server Royalty!

    The IP Address is:::                  MythicEcoCraft.apexmc.co               :::::::::::::::

    We’ve made a point to preserve all Vanilla gameplay mechanics while adding plugins to enhance gameplay and interactivity, as well as longevity/playability. Among the enhanced features are:

    Land Claim: While griefing and toxic behavior isn’t allowed on our server, we’ve added land-claiming so you can have a higher level of protection for your bases! Stake your claim, expand your land, create a Nation, add members to your faction, declare war on other Lands… Let the rivalry begin!

    Economy: The server has an “upgraded” economy, including its own currency which can be used at server shops and with other players. You will earn currency for basic tasks like breaking blocks and killing mobs, and you’ll also be able to sell items to the server or to other players!

    You will need server currency to purchase permissions (like land claiming, job posting, auction site access, etc…), buy space for your land claims, purchase items from server shops and other players, and play server games built around the map!

    However, you will still have the option to play with the classic item economy by trading for your item of choice with players at the Trade Hall. If you purchase/win a “Villager Market” egg, you can create your own shop at your base and choose to sell items for other items or for server currency!

    Teleport Commands: After purchasing the necessary permissions at the Spawn Mall, you’ll be able to use Home and TPA commands, allowing you to easily travel to your bases and to other players! (edited)

    Factions: After creating a land, you can add members to your land through the plugin interface! Grow your ranks, your wealth, and your land, and become the wealthiest Nation on the server!

    Custom Items: Save up enough to purchase rare, custom items that can be used to add something new to existing equipment. Each item is carefully designed to be balanced with Vanilla items so as to not give players with bigger bank accounts an unfair advantage. For the most part, it’s just a cool toy you can show off to your friends

    Selling/Trading: On our server you have numerous options to sell your items. Rent a villager market at spawn, buy/win a villager market egg and spawn them anywhere on the map, Buy membership to “eTrade” (Global Market Chest) and post/purchase items through a global auction site, or trade the old fashioned way at the trade hall!

    Jobs: Job boards allow you to search for and take jobs created by other players. After purchasing an Employer’s License, you’ll be able to post your own jobs to the job board! No one selling 1,000 dirt? Post a job on the job board requesting 1,000 dirt for X dollars and see if anyone takes on the task!

    Quests: We will be adding multiple “quests” to the server that give you tasks to perform for some extra money or a special item! If you want to take a break from mining and crafting, give questing a shot!

    Games: There are numerous games on the server that you can play to win money or items! Check out the challenges at the Spawn Mall, visit The Lucky Star Casino, and explore the more elaborate challenges located outside of Spawn! Wanna get rich quick? Try your luck on the lottery!

    Ranks: There are over 30 Ranks to achieve on Mythic EcoCraft! Players can receive promotions for earning Gameplay Levels, by earning playtime, winning games, and by finding special items that provide promotions! As players rank up they will gain certain perks. By ranking up, players will increase their Land Claim limits, the number of sethomes they can have, the amount they earn from tasks, and more! The first few ranks will come quickly, but it will soon become very challenging to reach a higher rank!

    mythicecocraft.apexmc.co

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  • SevelMC server Minecraft

    SevelMC server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A unique minecraft project, here you can find unique cargo, beacons of fear, and also a well of death! Whales, much more, as well as /garant and much more!!!Always online!BEST ANARCHY! Your own enchantments, beautiful spawn, frequent updates, donation does not solve, many good titles, development from scratch, beautiful hub, good administration, guarantors, FLY IN!

    sevelmc.gomc.fun

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