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CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

FLAMENEX ⚜ WIPE 🦠 SURVIVAL 🌀UPDATE Minecraft server

1000 lvl, armor, atmosphere, Clans, Craft, diamonds, Duels, Events, Excellent, FLAMENEX, Fly, Free Admin, Griefers, Houses, mine, Minecraft, no creativity, No Dupe, Prison, Privilege, PvP, real player, Real Survival, secret privilege, Server, Survival, update, Weddings, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

FlameNex – Survival Without Creativity

On our server you will be able to build houses, mine diamonds, craft armor, and kill griefers.

And if you can somehow get a set of diamond armor, you will receive a secret privilege!

There is no creativity on the server, you feel like a real player on a real survival server!

We make it very pleasant so that the atmosphere is excellent

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GoblinSlayerMCServer91

action, Adventure, catbox, Chapter 91, cubari, dark fantasy, download zip, FANTASY, goblin slayer, Goblin Slayer chapter, Goblin Slayer manga, GoblinSlayerMCServer91, imgur, Manga, manga chapter, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga updates, online reading, read ahead, zip file

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Emeralds Found:	9839
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow? You can do that here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

SMP: GayCraft – Monsters, Aliens, and Demons #559

aliens, argoniananon, conventional furry species, Demons, DOOM, dragons, fantasy creatures, furry species, gay monsters, GayCraft, gayy, gmad, lewd mods, Modding Guide, Monsters, mythical creatures, paint tool sai, Robots, skyrim modding, skyrim mods, smp, sparkledogs, teratophilia, unconventional furry species, Warhammer Mods, Werewolves, Xenophilia

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things weird and wonderful! Are you tired of the same old lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my! Join us at /gmad/ – Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread, where we celebrate monsters, aliens, demons, and even unconventional furry species.

But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!

Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.

So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!

SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comprehension level, destination wedding, eloping, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, experiences, facebook group, family, inclusion, less fortunate, mentally disabled, milestone, Minecraft, relationship, selfish, selfish bitch, SelfishCraft, Selfishness, Server, sister, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life! Just like this wild family story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.

Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!

CraftyParentProbs

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyParentProbs, creativity, criticism, emotional, family, hobbies, interests, mental health, parents, personal growth, relationships, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	527	Zombie Dances:	9

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter that will make you forget all about your parents calling you an empty shell of a human being! 🤣🌟

🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝

💃🤸‍♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸‍♀️💅

🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚

Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic

CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

armored vehicles, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, denmark, dispatch, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Leopard tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, nato, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, tanked, Ukraine

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3227
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	484361	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.