sexual health Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Farms Harvested:	512	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

Enchanted Depths 1.20.2

1.20.2, arousal, attraction, Bottom, Depths, desire, emotional connection, Enchanted, Experience, Exploration, Gay, horny, Intimacy, physical sensations, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, sensations, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual orientation, Sexuality

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like being a gay bottom getting horny for some blocky action! The anticipation builds up like waiting for a creeper to explode, but instead of running away, you’re running towards some hot pixelated action.

You’ll feel the excitement bubbling up inside you like a lava pit ready to erupt. Your heart races faster than a minecart on a powered rail, knowing that some epic adventures are about to go down.

Join this server and experience the sensations that will make you crave more and more blocky fun. It’s like a whole new world of possibilities opening up to you, just waiting to be explored. So come on, dive in and let the madness of this Minecraft server take you on a wild ride!

ErectCraft: WetResponsibility

arousal, arousal techniques, Communication, consent, ErectCraft, erection, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Intimacy, male sexuality, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual responsibility, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, WetResponsibility

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where getting an erection is like finding diamonds in a cave – a total responsibility! But wait, there’s more! Getting a girl wet is also on the to-do list for guys on our server. It’s like a quest, but with more water involved. So come on, join us and fulfill your responsibilities in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it, unless you forget to bring your pickaxe. Then you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Orgasmic Inflamed Connection

Connection, emotional intimacy, enhance connection, greater satisfaction, Higher Frequency, higher levels, Inflamed, inflammation, Intimate relationships, motivated individuals, new study, orgasm frequency, ORGASMIC, partner connection, physical well-being, physiological response, relationship dynamics, research findings, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, strange link

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7733
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	76	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this crazy link between inflammation and orgasm frequency, like what even is that? apparently, if you wanna get freaky with your partner, you gotta have some inflammation going on. it’s like, science or something.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of this insane study that found out that people with high inflammation levels have better sex. like, who would’ve thought, right? so, if you wanna have mind-blowing orgasms and connect with your partner on a whole other level, you gotta join this server.

we’ve got all sorts of crazy experiments and studies going on, all in the name of sexual satisfaction. you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that will change the way we look at relationships forever. so, come on and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want more orgasms, amirite?

SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More

arousal, Benefits, BOOSTING, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hormone balance, improve, libido, Lifestyle, mental health, Performance, physical activity, relationships, self-care, sex drive, sexual health, Stamina, SweatySMP, wellness, working out

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Votes:	4127
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.

So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1563
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

BlockBusterLove

alone, BlockBusterLove, Intimacy, married life, Married people, Masturbation, relationships, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure in marriage, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need some company? Look no further than our server! We have a community of married players who love to bond over building and mining together. And don’t worry, we won’t judge how often you need to sneak away for a quick solo session of block-breaking fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of naughty pixel play. Who knows, you might even find your perfect blocky soulmate here!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

adolescent girls, Boys, Drool, gender differences, gender disparities, Girls, girls partnered with girls, heterosexual relationships, Intimacy, male counterparts, Oasis, oral stimulation, orgasm, orgasms, rule, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual health research, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

Adventure Storytime 1.20.2

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like if Steve himself descended from the pixelated heavens and blessed this server with his blocky presence.

I’m talkin’ about a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the pigs wear top hats and monocles and have sophisticated conversations about quantum physics.

And don’t even get me started on the loot! You’ll find rare items that will make your jaw drop faster than a noob falling into a ravine. Plus, the admins are like fairy godmothers granting your every wish (as long as your wish is to have a good time on the server).

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft in a way that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into a pixelated alternate dimension. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WeddingGuestsMC Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3012	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings and overbearing in-laws? Then join our Minecraft server where we throw the most epic destination weddings for our virtual daughters! Our wonderful wives will even send out blast emails thanking guests for joining us, because who doesn’t love a good email blast?

Our daughter may think she owns all guest relationships, but on our server, everyone is welcome to mingle and make new friendships. Plus, if you travel to our virtual city, you’ll receive an open invitation to visit us in-game!

So come join us for some virtual wedding drama and outrageous family dynamics. Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

BlockyBeautyRoasts

Appearances, BlockyBeautyRoasts, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, emotional intelligence, Empathy, husband, judgment, lecturing, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1235

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free environment! Unlike some people’s relationships, we don’t tolerate any negative comments about other players’ appearances. We believe in spreading positivity and building each other up, not tearing each other down like a certain husband in this story.

Join us and you won’t have to worry about being lectured by anyone for making rude comments. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time together. Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who won’t bet on your future weight gain!

CellBlockHumor

CellBlockHumor, ex prison staff, female prisons, gender differences in prison, male prisons, prison challenges, prison comparison, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, prison experiences, prison inmates, prison life, prison management, prison safety, prison staff, prison staff perspective, prison system, prison work, worst prison

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	Towns Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.

Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!

LegendsCraft

Active Staff, Bosses, Community, creative freedom, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Friendly, Friends, Grief Prevention, LegendsCraft, mapart contests, Powerful items, PvP arenas, seasonal competitions, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Themed crates, ultimate Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

LegendsCraft Minecraft Server
Version	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.1 SMP
Features	Custom content, engaging events, thriving economy, unique gameplay, supportive community
IP	play.legendscraft.net
Discord	Join the Community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join LegendsCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Our server welcomes players of all experience levels and our friendly community and active staff are here to help you get started.

2. Are there any special features or gameplay elements on LegendsCraft?

Yes! LegendsCraft offers unique custom gameplay with exclusive enchantments, powerful items, themed crates, an exciting economy, engaging challenges, and much more to keep you entertained.

3. How can I participate in events and competitions on the server?

Keep an eye on our Discord for announcements about events and competitions. You can also join in-game activities and interact with other players to stay updated on all the fun happenings.

4. Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have grief prevention measures in place to ensure that your builds and creations are safe and secure.

5. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Absolutely! We value player feedback and suggestions. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord or through other channels so we can continue to improve and enhance the LegendsCraft experience.

Enlighten Chud’s Realm 1.21

Awareness, Chud, chuds, comprehension, Difference, Discernment, distinction, education, ENLIGHTEN, enlightenment, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learn, long tail, Realm, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	228
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8312	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got players who are crazier than a bag of cats and creepers who are more explosive than a Taco Bell burrito.

Explore our world filled with wacky builds and mind-bending redstone contraptions that’ll make your brain hurt in the best way possible.

And don’t forget about our PvP battles that are more intense than a dance-off between two Endermen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GFmadOverStupidAITA

age difference, Argument, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, feelings, Frustration, GFmadOverStupidAITA, Girlfriend, Listening, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, perspective, Principle, relationships, sharing, spotify, tightrope, validation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	8525	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some intense relationship issues like the one described above. Will you follow your girlfriend on Spotify or risk being accused of not caring about her feelings? Will you be labeled as the asshole for not sharing your private playlists?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories. One time, a player built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper. And another player tamed a pack of wolves and led them into battle against a horde of zombies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of relationship drama mixed with epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BedCraft SMP: Tryna Redstone?

BedCraft, Redstone, smp, tryna

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3882
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL, bro, have you ever wanted to try building a giant bed in Minecraft? Well, on this epic SMP, we have a whole town dedicated to bed building! We have competitions to see who can build the biggest, comfiest bed in the land. And let me tell you, the prizes are INSANE. Like, one time, someone won a pet dragon that breathes marshmallows. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon that breathes marshmallows. So come join us and get ready to have the most bed-tastic time of your life!

MineCraftMania

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction therapy, discipline, fulfillment, good addiction, Happiness, healthy choices, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, motivation, overcoming addiction, personal growth, positive habits, positive lifestyle, self improvement, self-care, wellness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest addiction fantasies!

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CraftyCommies vs. CapitalistCreeper

CapitalistCreeper, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international community, international relations, negotiations, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Ukraine, War, West

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	6180
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	7852	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

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