Sexual Function MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

male circumcision, male anatomy, Cosmic, penises, circumcision controversy

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

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ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, women’s sexuality, sexual function, clitoral size, postoperative

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

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PlasticPeenProblemsMC

PlasticPeenProblemsMC, scientific findings, questions, penis health, sexual health

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

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Crafty Peen Palace

Palace, Crafty, religious beliefs, genitalia, parenting choices

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

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Blocky Circumcision Land: Where Every Cut Counts

Misinformation, genital surgery, cultural practices, blocky, Misconception

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about circumcision taking away sexual pleasure! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!

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Broomstix: The Witchy SMP where we clean up your boring server experience with broomsticks and magic!

1.20.6, Discord, Bartering economy system, bedrock, FlyOnSundays

Minecraft Server Overview:

Java & Bedrock IP: play.broomstix.net

Default ports

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features
Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes, /sethome, and player to player teleportation.
Minecraft-Discord integration.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Do I need a Java account to play on the server?

No, you do not need a Java account to play on the server.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming on the server.

5. Are there any special features on the server?

Some special features include custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld every Sunday, and a bartering economy system.

Bloxville Minecraft Server

V, expect, hand me, b.., #0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for a wild ride on a server that is as unpredictable as a Russian woman with a bottle of vodka in hand? Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, from building epic structures to battling mobs while sipping on some virtual vodka. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re expecting a normal, boring server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into the madness together! Cheers to a wild and wacky Minecraft experience!

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BoomerMemeCraft Server

funny, trends, sarcasm, generation gap, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted avocado toast, battle against hordes of zombie Karens demanding to speak to the manager, and build the most hipster-friendly base you can imagine (think organic kale farms and craft beer breweries).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Boomerllenials, a rare breed of players who can’t figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe but will regale you with tales of the good old days when creepers were just a figment of their imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled adventure that will leave you questioning whether it’s all just a boomer meme or a millennial dream!

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Puréed Land SMP – Where even the vanilla isn’t quite vanilla enough! 1.20.6

Adventure, Survival, pureland SMP, discord community, landscape-exploration

Pureland SMP Overview

IP Address	purelandsmp.com

Key Features:

Semi-Vanilla Survival
Community-Centric
Economic System
Essential Commands
Active Discord Community

Whether you’re looking to master the economy, explore vast new landscapes, or simply enjoy a peaceful place to craft and build, Pureland SMP offers a welcoming space for all adventurers.

Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pureland SMP?	Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there player shops available?	Player shops are coming soon to Pureland SMP.
Can I claim a plot at spawn?	Yes, players can claim plots at spawn or venture out into the wild to build.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, Pureland SMP has an active Discord community where players can connect, get updates, and participate in events.

ThirdieTrouble Minecraft Server

group dynamics, misunderstanding, Cultural differences, thirdies, emotional turmoil

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! No more dealing with fake thirdies trying to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure rainbow, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of cheese? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

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