Sexual Function MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

sexual health, circumcised, penises, sexual myths, Crafters

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

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ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

clitoral shape, pelvic surgery, Clitoris, women’s sexuality, sexual satisfaction

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

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PlasticPeenProblemsMC

questions, scientific findings, plastic contamination, microplastic exposure, plastic pollution

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

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Crafty Peen Palace

Foreskin, foreskin restoration, Childhood, genitalia, circumcision

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

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Blocky Circumcision Land: Where Every Cut Counts

Cut, Misinformation, health beliefs, sexual health, sexual satisfaction

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about circumcision taking away sexual pleasure! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!

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JumpCraft Parkour

Parkour, Creative, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

play.jumpcraft.org

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PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

198.24.185.18

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LotsOGames Network

Creative, Survival, Mini Games, Cross-Play

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

LotsOGames.serv.gs

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Horizon RPG

MCMMO, Survival, Roleplay, PvE, PvP

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

play.horizonrpg.net

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Deepslate

Skyblock, Parkour, PvE, Survival

DEEPSLATE.DE SKYBLOCK, ARENA & MORE Deepslate is a Skyblock server for the Java version. Here you can build your own island and compete against challenging waves of mobs in the arena together with your friends! There are daily rewards and lots of mini-games to discover. You always stay up to date on the Discord server. All ranks can be unlocked with play money, which you get through various activities.

deepslate.de

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