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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!