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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6084 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.
So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.
