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CreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1953
Animals Bred:	120	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

DoggoCraft

dog, DOGGO, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to DoggoCraft! DoggoCraft is a open beta Minecraft JAVA 1.19.4-1.20x SMP server. We are looking for Moderators and Staff to help run the server. Please note that this server is in OPEN BETA, so features may be broken or unusable. Speaking of features, here are all the features of DoggoCraft SMP.

THERE IS NO STORE OR WEBSITE

Skyblock Coming Soon!!!

/shop

/ah

NO REAL MONEY

Friendly Staff

Grief Protection

Family Friendly

Fun

No PvP

Bedrock Support Coming Soon

Random Teleport

Parkour

Vein Miner

Ranks for helping the server

Any version past 1.19.4

Skyblock Coming Soon!!!

Have Fun!!!!!!

play.doggocraft.com

Vision 8.2

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

We’re a small modded minecraft server with factions and teams. We use a custom made modpack for performance, variety, and fun!

Visions.exaroton.me

PinoylifeboatOfficial

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to Pinoy Lifeboat Server, the premier Minecraft server for players from the Philippines and beyond! Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and safe environment for all players to enjoy, with a focus on community, creativity, and adventure.

Join our friendly community of players and explore our vast world filled with stunning landscapes, challenging dungeons, and exciting quests. Whether you prefer to go it alone or team up with friends, there’s something for everyone on our server.

Take part in our regular events and competitions, from building contests to PvP battles, and show off your skills to the rest of the community. And with our active staff team always on hand to help out, you can be sure that your time on our server will be a memorable one.

So why not join us today and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer? We can’t wait to welcome you to Pinoy Lifeboat Server!

pinoylifeboat.minecraft.best:25567

KretMC

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

KretMC.pl – The best Minecraft server!

Version: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 500

Modes: – Earth SMP – BoxPVP – MegaDrop

We have the best security measures, so you won’t experience any lag!

KretMC.pl

CloutSMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	1079
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Survival SMP with economy. Get rich. Be the most wanted and earn king. Make a base, start collecting money, then start killing people and being the richest on the server!

cloutsmp.com

Skimdoo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Skimdoo is a survival/non-premium server with a calm and friendly community.

Protect your buildings with Residence in the world freely. Buy or sell items with complete security thanks to the ChestShop (we have an AdminShop in the Spawn, to regulate the single market price). Create or join a clan, form your gang and recreate epic battles with SimpleClans. We will give you all the facilities to develop your clan. Easily TP (teleport) your friends with /tpa.

To enter, the IP is skimdoo.com, but you must register first on the website www.skimdoo.com/registro

What are you waiting for? Join and enjoy a unique experience!

If you need help or talk to a staff, here is a link to our discord: https://discord.gg/dTFdfs4

skimdoo.com

CurryCraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27

This is our minecraft server This server is survival and skyblock based and we will often hold fun events and we will try to become the largest server in the Netherlands. will you help us with that?

CurryCraft.nl

Ashelia

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Our server is a minecraft server that is part of Ashelia Communities. Although we have just opened, we are on our way to becoming an up-to-date and constantly improving server.

mc.ashelia.net

ATM8

FTB, PvE, Tekkit

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Current client version 1.0.17

The server is located in the Netherlands and practically 24/7 online.

Languages spoken on the server are either English or Dutch. We do have discord integration which allows our discord members to talk with people in game and visa versa.

This server also updates regularly, join our Discord for the most up-to-date connection information.

83.86.144.144:25500

AmbatukamSMP

Cross-Play, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to AmbatukamSMP, a survival multiplayer server that you can play on any platform! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, this server offers a challenging and rewarding experience for everyone.

Our server features a vast world filled with all kinds of terrain, from dense forests to expansive deserts, where you can build your base, gather resources, and explore. But beware, the world is not just filled with beauty, there are also dangerous creatures that lurk in the shadows waiting to attack you.

Our server also has a friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or collaborate on exciting projects. You can team up with other players to build massive structures, form alliances, or participate in thrilling events.

So what are you waiting for? Join AmbatukamSMP now and start your survival journey in a fun, friendly, and challenging environment. See you in-game!

playAmbatukam.aternos.me:22251