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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8192 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 822 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!