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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5495 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4567 |
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