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Sexual Expectations

  • Crafting Love, Not Just XP – SMP

    Crafting Love, Not Just XP – SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome, fellow block enthusiasts, to the most insane Minecraft SMP that’s literally gonna blow ur mind like a creeper at your base!🔨💥 First off, if you ain’t here, then wut r u even doing with your life? Like fr, stop staring at that wall in your room and come join this pixelated paradise where the cows are smarter than half of my friends! 🐄✨

    Now, picture this: You’re mining diamonds like a champ, right? But wait! A spider named Gerald (he’s totally a pet now) bites you and then suddenly, BOOM, you’ve got superpowers or somethin’! 🕷️💪 You could literally fly, but only on Fridays, during a full moon, while swinging a block of dirt like a ninja! It’s like you’re in some ridiculous anime but with more blocks and less plot!

    And lemme tell you about the infamous “Pantsless Pig Champion” competition we got going on! 🐖👖 Yes, you heard that right. The best part is, it’s just an endless cycle of judging pigs on their outfits, who cares, right? Any pig in pants wins free bacon for life?? Who even thought that was a good idea? Only in this SMP, my dude, only here. 🎉🥓

    Plus, if you join now, you get access to my "Secret Basement" where I store all my rarest treasures, like banana peels and 47 blocks of ice! (Let’s be real, who even needs ice?) ❄️🍌 You get to do wild scavenger hunts with crazy clues that might just lead you to… gasp… a REAL LIFE TRUFFLE?!? (Just kidding it’s probably just a potato). 🥔

    And the drama? OMG, it’s like reality TV but in cubes! “Who will betray who this week?!” You never know when your friend will steal ur netherite gear and leave you with nothing but a wooden sword and a broken heart! 💔⚔️ You might even start having trust issues with your own virtual dog, like, what’s his deal? Is he really loyal or just playing you for treats?

    Don’t even get me started on the “Lava Pool of Despair” event where you literally jump in just to prove how hardcore you are. Spoiler: You die. A lot. But hey, at least you’ll have a sick story to tell! 😅🔥

    So yeah, bring your weirdest imagination, your saddest Minecraft anecdotes, and come join this chaotic server of absolute nonsense! Because if you’re not here, where else can you build a giant potato monument while plotting your pig rebellion? Join today, or risk being thrown into the cactus pit of despair! 🌵😜✨

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

    GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

    Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

    But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Virgin GF Minecraft Server

    Virgin GF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by used goods? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is a virgin and no one has ever been spunked on! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the horrors of Chad and his conquests. Build your own virgin paradise and never worry about settling for used goods again. Join us and embrace the purity of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

    DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a majestic castle, only to have it blown up by a group of mischievous creepers. Or maybe you fancy embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a chest at spawn all along.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community events, of course! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous costume parties, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • “Why Do Women Become Incels?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Do Women Become Incels?” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a woman and constantly getting rejected by Minecraft players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to thrive as an incel! Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly ignored by all the hot Minecraft dudes, leaving you with no choice but to embrace your inner incel.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is filled with crazy drama and love triangles that will make your head spin. You’ll never know who’s flirting with who or who’s secretly plotting against you. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks!

    So come on down to our SMP and join the ranks of the most bitter and lonely Minecraft players around. Who needs love and friendship when you can have endless rejection and heartache? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate incel!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBedroomDrama

    BlockyBedroomDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

    CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

    Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

    And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elysia’s Loot Quest

    Elysia’s Loot Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Elysiacraft Server Info

    Description: Enter the dungeons and get loot and treasure to get stronger in elysia. Level up skills and beat dungeons to become famous, rich, and powerful. Not Pay to Win btw.

    Plugins:

      • MMOItems
      • MMOCore
      • RPG Inventory
      • Mythic Mobs
      • Mythic Dungeons

    Elysiacraft.hosting.ethera.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HermesPvP Kingdom

    HermesPvP Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    HermesPvP

    Welcome to Hermesx! Version 1.19.4

    Immerse yourself in the epic survival of the server 1.19.4!

    PVP and clans: form your own clan and fight with your friends in exciting battles. Only the bravest will dominate the battlefield!

    Koth (King of the Hill): Participate in our intense Koth competitions and show that you are the king of the hill.

    Dynamic economy: trade stuff and grow in our economy. Visit our stores and shops to get weapons, armor and cool items that will give you the edge!

    Technical System: Explore the power of Redstone and build awesome machines that will take you to the next level. Let your creativity fly!

    Join Hermesx and have the most epic survival adventure ever!

    play.hermespvp.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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