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CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	222	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	5846
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	142
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	475760
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	2303
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9208	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ores Mined:	1115	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!