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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2758 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!