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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8483 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
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