sexual education – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

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Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles Like Stale Bread!

Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!

Feature	Description
Flying Pigs	Animals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry.
Time-Swapping Zones	One block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music.
Random Vortex of Unbirth	Experience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing!
Jeb’s Lost Secrets	Unlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays.
NPC Therapy Sessions	Every villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged?

FAQ: Delusions and Disbelief

Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.

Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.

Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!

Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!

Random Reviews From the Abyss

“…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”

“…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”

“…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”

Crafting My First SMP Adventure

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🎉🌍 Welcome to the MOST IRREVERENT Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon, my fellow blockheads! You thought you knew Minecraft? HA! You don’t know anything until you’ve joined this insanity-on-a-block server! Let me lay down the wildest reasons you NEED to join this pixelated paradise!

1️⃣ First off, forget about regular ores. You’ll find MAGICAL DIRT that when mined, turns into FLYING PIZZA! 🍕 Yup, you heard that right! Pizza that lets you levitate, because who doesn’t want to float through the air while munching on deliciousness while dodging creepers that explode into tiny kittens?? I KNOW, RIGHT?!

2️⃣ Prepare your hearts for the CAVE-DWELLING ILLUMINATI! Ever encountered a wandering trader with a monocle? Yeah, well, THIS dude sells you enchanted coal that lets you breathe underwater like you’re Aquaman if he were made of blocks! Yes, you’ll become AQUABLOCKMAN! You won’t be able to sing, but you CAN breathe underwater!

3️⃣ And let’s not forget about the MYSTIC HORSES! They don’t just gallop, they TELEPORT! One minute you’re taming it, the next it’s taking you on a ride through the fourth dimension! 🚀 Last week, it accidentally took me to a world made entirely of JELL-O! I’m still waiting for my refund!

4️⃣ Wanna build a house? Why have a boring old wooden one when you could have a FLOATING HOUSE ON A CLOUD? Yep! Get ready for the incredible "Blocky Cloud House Distribution," where every player is provided a cloud-house made of pure happiness and gummy bears! Just make sure the rain isn’t maple syrup, LOL, or you’ll have one sticky situation on your hands! 🍁

5️⃣ Speaking of chaos, there’s a MONSTER TRUCK, but it’s not a truck, it’s a giant pink sheep named BOB! 🐑🚌 Bob has a special ability to drive over ANYTHING at light speed while playing Beethoven symphonies in reverse! Trust me, you haven’t LIVED until you’ve ridden Bob while he moonwalks over a mountain of zombies!

6️⃣ And guess what? We have a PERMANENT OFFICE OF DISORDER, where you can apply to be the official Griefing Ambassador! Your job will literally be to prank players by turning their houses into gigantic hot dogs! 🌭 It’s a lot of ketchup and mustard, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

7️⃣ Still not convinced? Well, here’s a secret: there’s a MINE made of rare, limited-edition NOSTALGIA BLOCKS! When you mine them, you relive all your embarrassing childhood moments! It’s like a therapy session, but with more skeletons trying to steal your Minecraft cookies! 🍪

So, what are you waiting for??? A golden potato? Just TP (that’s teleport, duh) over here and join the madness! Expect the unexpected, and just remember: logic is over-rated in this SMP! See ya on the flip side, or should I say the BLOCK side?! 😜✌️💥✨

Crafty Lessons After Dark

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you didn’t know you desperately needed in your life! Prepare yourself for a pixelated paradise where things are not just blocks—they’re blocks of hilarity, absurdity, and mayhem! Here are just a few ludicrously outrageous reasons why you simply have to join:

The Great Lava Slip ‘n Slide: Ever wanted to slide through molten lava while screaming like a banshee? Well, here’s your chance! Forget boring swimming pools—our server features the only lava slip ‘n slide in the Minecraft multiverse! Perfect for when you want to take a refreshing dip… right into the fiery pits of doom. Just bring sunscreen!
Mobs with Attitude: Why settle for regular mobs when you can battle sassy zombie hipsters that quote Shakespeare while trying to eat your brains? Or how about an army of endermen that hold dramatic poetry slams every night? These creatures provide not only a challenge but endless entertainment. Who knew defending your base could come with a side of existential crisis?
Epic Build Battles with NO Rules: Join our infamous “Build or Get Banned” competitions—each winner gets to design their own pink fluffy unicorn statue in the town square! The catch? You have to build while riding a pig that thinks it’s a racehorse. It’s like building under the influence of chaos!
Potato Vodka Festival: Ever wondered what happens when you ferment potatoes in Minecraft? Join us for the annual Potato Vodka Festival where we explore the depths of culinary creativity (and questionable choices). Warning: things may get a bit rowdy after the first few sips!
Endless Quests for the Silliest Items: Join quests that lead you on utterly ridiculous adventures—like searching for the mythical "Cactus of Infinite Spikes" or "The Legendary Fluffy Chicken Egg" (that squawks in English). Get ready to embark on journeys that lead you straight into the heart of nonsense!
An NPC With a Vengeance: Experience the thrill of our notorious NPC—a retired villain named Sir Gregor von Waffle who only gives quests that involve rescuing lost breakfast items. Will you save the pancakes from eternal sogginess? Join and find out!
Fashion Shows with Creepers: Show off your best skins in our monthly "Creeper Couture" fashion shows where you dress to impress… but be careful! Those creepers have a habit of going BOOM right when you hit the runway. Who knew fashion could be this explosive?

So, what are you waiting for? If you want to experience Minecraft in a way that defies all logic and reason, come frolic with us in this blocky dimension of hilarity and chaos! Trust us, the stories will be outrageous, and the friendships will be legendary—if you survive long enough to make any! 🌈🎉

Condom Quest 1.21.2

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Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of cheese!

Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!

Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!

So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MysticCraft Land 1.21.3

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because on this server, we don’t mess around with that boring old sex stuff. Nope, we’re all about that reproductive purpose life, keeping it real and natural, ya know? So if you’re tired of all those other servers where people are using sex as a recreational drug because of “muh cultural influence,” then this is the place for you! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before, where the only thing getting frisky is the creepers trying to blow up your base. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get your reproductive purpose on!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

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so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Masturbate More for Better Health

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come join our epic minecraft server where women who masturbate more have better sexual health literacy and functioning! our turkish muslim players are getting it on five times a month, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! explore our virtual world and unleash your inner freak, because on this server, anything goes! join now for a sexy adventure you won’t forget!

Ethos Economy

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Ethos Economy Is a Minecraft expierience like no other. We are a cross between a Prison server and Towny-Survival, but we are also so much more then that.

Some features Ethos Economy offers include: » Physical emerald currency » Rank chain, much like prison » Custom professions » Custom terrain worlds » Gambling » And much more!

Hope to see you ingame! : IP: play.ethoseconomy.com

play.ethoseconomy.com

TimelessFactions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

TimelessFactions Do you want to play on a server where justice reigns and there are no zithers, this is the right place for you 🙂 TimelessFactions opens on Saturday at 20:00, at the opening we will distribute keys, there will be a drop party, ranks and other things 🙂 Read what’s on our Minecraft Server in a nutshell SupplyCrates KotH Crates Vote CrazyEnchants(/this) Free Rankovi(/rankup) mcMMo I hope you will visit the server and invite your friends too 🙂 IP:mc.timelesspvp.info

37.187.190.219

StargateMC

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

StargateMC.com is a Survival Canon-ish server that focuses around the Stargate Universe. Players can visit up to 25,000 worlds via Advanced Rocketry FTL Ships or Stargate!

When you login, you can deal with Stargate Command staff and travel offworld to one of a random 1000 Milky Way worlds, each able to be made your own whilst fighting off the Goauld – or travel to Pegasus and make war against the Wraith…. the choice is yours!

To play, download StargateMC on the Technic Launcher.

Note: The Youtube video was made for 1.7, several years ago. Things have changed a lot since then!

stargatemc.com

Wired Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A new Factions server, DP at 10 Players! • Factions / PvP • Very Little Lag • Needs Staff & Builders • 24/7 • 3G of ram • And a Teamspeak! – 198.27.66.63:9082 – 10 Slots • More to come!

198.50.225.101

ArcadianMC

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ArcadianMC is a Minecraft community like no other, featuring all types of game modes. Here, we try our hardest to give an enjoyable experience to all of our players by giving them unique and fun continuous updates. More exciting updates to come to the network based on your feedback.

We currently provide the following on our network: [+] Kit PvP [+] Prison [+] Skyblock [+] Minigames [+] Events [+] Lots of updates [+] Awesome community

You can join our server through the following IP address: play.arcadianmc.com

play.arcadianmc.com

VermelonCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

VermelonCraft! The New Factions|PVP|MMO|RANK Server! Join Now! 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

198.154.111.196

Magnum Survival

Survival

Welcome to the Magnum server! The server is in Survival mode and the version is always the latest. Go check out my tube channel called HuntMagnum.

magnumz.aternos.me

Anville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Brand new survival server with grief prevention land claiming, an economy as well as jobs to choose from that generate money. Currently implementing world bosses with unique loot. Any and all players welcome!

Please do not join for the sole purpose of asking to be made a mod or being given access to creative mode. This is a survival server first and foremost. If a need for moderators arises later on, I will make it known.

108.170.14.146

Kingdom Mines

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Kingdom Mines offers you many gameplays such as: – Agario – Skypvp – SkyWars – SkyBlock – Factions – Survival – Creative – Minigames We have a team of staff who will always help players if needed. We hope youll enjoy staying go through the adventure with us!

play.kingdommines.net

Advanced Network

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Staff are needed. The server will be restarting a few times in the next week or so as it has just been created. Come and join us on this survival server.

88.150.171.37