IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!
Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!
Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!
Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!
Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!
Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!
Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.
So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?
Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
Land claims to prevent griefing (which isn’t tolerated anyway)Crates to unlock OP lootEmerald economy for a simple trading systemBarrel shops to easily buy or sell itemsNo phantoms unless you want themNo PVP unless you both want toNo AI on spawner mobs. Natural spawned mobs still act as normalUnbreakable leashes that prevent entities from taking damage, and they teleport with youWhitelisted to keep a smaller community
Server IP: Celestial.nether-zone.comPort: 25603
To join Celestial Realms Minecraft Server:Copy the text below and send it to baconsquid on discord or email it to [email protected]
Java or Bedrock:Minecraft name:Discord name: (ignore if sent on discord)Age:
Celestial.nether-zone.com:25603
REDE YU SURVIVAL WITH MCMMO, BATTLE PASS, CLAN WARS, EVENTS AND MUCH MORE! WITH BRAZILIAN HOST! JOGAR.REDEYU.COM 1.17 – 1.20.4
LOJA.REDEYU.COM https://discord.gg/REDEYU
jogar.redeyu.com:25569
We are boomsmp 2.0 our game is epic and other garbage Boom SMP 2.0 takes it a step further, embracing a diverse community, including unconventional clients like Eaglercraft and even those whispered about in the digital shadows. It’s a frontier where every adventurer, regardless of their Minecraft allegiance, is welcomed into the fold—pirated Minecraft clients and all!
ruby.magmanode.com:33042
ZendroVerse is a Minecraft Multiplayer Survival Server where you can play with other players or friends.
McZendroVerse.Com
Welcome to PAYAK, where endless adventures and fun await you! We’re not just your typical Minecraft server; we offer a diverse world of excitement, featuring a wide array of mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours.
Step into our realm, and you’ll discover a variety of mini-games designed to test your skills, creativity, and strategic thinking. Whether you’re a fan of thrilling PvP battles, mind-bending puzzles, or creative building competitions, we have something for everyone.
Join us in our enchanting world and immerse yourself in action-packed games, engaging puzzles, and epic adventures. It’s a place where you can explore, compete, collaborate, and most importantly, have a great time. So, come be a part of our vibrant gaming community, where the possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!
What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds – a dynamic Minecraft server with a plethora of exciting mini-games.
play.payak.net
We are a 1:750 Scale Minecraft Earth Survival server, we have towny, dynmap and many other features. Join us today!
terrasmp.cloudnord.net:20785
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf856LFOZjyzv_dfa7fCK1CMFs2iQ2aZ3tgNsYVitt2HIaC3A/viewform
ALL INFORMATION ON APPLICATION DUE TO CHARACTER LIMIT. WHITELISTED SERVER ROLEPLAY SURVIVAL BUILDING – VILLAGE BUILDING CITY BUILDING JOBS ETC
31.214.135.10:26032
Discover a fascinating world full of exciting game modes at Giantcraft.de, including the thrilling Knock FFA and the creative Build FFA. Unforgettable moments await you in our unique gaming environments that will add a new dimension to your gaming experiences. Our Build FFA mode gives you the opportunity to put your creative skills to the test. Build impressive structures, unleash your imagination and compete with other players in epic construction battles. Immerse yourself in a world in which your building skills and tactical skills are equally challenged. The anticipation for our upcoming survival server is increasing! Soon you’ll be able to enjoy a complete survival experience where you’ll fight for survival in a dynamic world. Build, explore, act and shape your own story in a vibrant community of like-minded people.
giantcraft.de
PianetaMC
Embark on an adventure in the vast world of Earth!
Towny – Establish your own town, compete with other players, and thrive! SiegeWar – War is brewing! Form alliances, defeat enemies, and expand your territory! Economic System – Create your own shop and develop your nation! No Lagg – Enjoy smooth gameplay!
Map Scale: 1:326 IP: play.pianetamc.com Dynmap: https://map.pianetamc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/HA3gyu3S3A
testplay.pianetamc.com
