IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!
Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!
Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!
Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!
Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!
Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!
Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.
So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?
Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
BreezeMC Network
BreezeMC is a factions server that cares about fair play. They’re reviving old factions and saying no to wither raids or crystal battles. Join now and experience the fun without the pay-to-win!
play.breezemc.com
ShinyMC Server Information
Are you ready for some epic gaming on ShinyMC’s BoxPvP server? Here’s what you can expect:
Join now and show off your skills at play.shinymc.xyz!
play.shinymc.xyz
FactuallMC
A brand new server with lots of cool stuff to make your game more fun!
Join our discord for more info and to ask questions! Click here to join!
play.factuallmc.xyz
J2F2 Minecraft Server
Description: J2F2 | Anarchy/Survival/Griefing Anarchy International Server. Do whatever you want. 24/7 Online. No Censure in chat. X-ray Allowed. Server Location – Japan. No Lags + Vanilla Style.
23.106.231.8:25654
Niamio Minecraft Server
Niamio is a Minecraft server with SMP, Parkour & more! They have cool plugins like AuraSkills & EconomyShopGUI. The community is growing, so come join in!
Features:
Check them out and have fun gaming!
niamio.com
RLCraft Server Info
Hey there gamers! Looking for a chill RLCraft server to vibe with your buddies? Look no further! This server has zero rules – just hop on and do your thing. Thinking of adding the golden shovel land claim feature if we get a good crowd going. Join now and let’s have some fun together! ๐ฎ๐ฅ
172.240.3.103
TropicalSMP
TropicalSMP.net A cool survival server with claiming land, cool prizes, and fun stuff! Build, trade, and explore in a big group where the fun never stops. Come hang out with us today!
mc.tropicalsmp.net
DistritoMinecraft Server Info
Distritominecraft is a Minecraft server for Java Edition. It’s all about Earth! Build your city or country on a map that’s 1:924 scale of the real Earth.
mso.distritominecraft.com
5B5T
Welcome to the cool anarchy server! 5B5T! Just a simple server where it’s harder to leave spawn than stay alive! Join on any client and any version! Everyone is welcome! From 1.10 to 1.21.4 See you in the server!!
5b5t.five.play.minekube.net
FlexBox
A cozy little world where good vibes, creativity, and kindness are key! ๐
Whether you love building, exploring, or just hanging out with pals, you’ll fit right in. No stress, no worries โ just blocks, giggles, and a friendly community ready to welcome you with open arms. ๐ก๐
Join FlexBox today and let the fun begin! ๐ฎ๐
Server IP: flexbox.minecraftserver.com
playflexbox.mine.fun