New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • BlockyDoubleStandards

    BlockyDoubleStandards
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6072
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!

    join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!

    we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Euro Adventure

    Mom’s Euro Adventure
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2728
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Crops Grown: 1992
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

    We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

    Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

    HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 3249
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

    u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

    plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

    so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiniMeCraft

    MiniMeCraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7414
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

    but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

    so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

    Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9790
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Apply here: ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
    INFORMATION TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
    SEASONS Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
    Why should you join us?
    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • 350 server members, and 550 members in total
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3
    MINI SEASONS To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.
    DISCORD Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
    If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

    FAQ

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

    What is the theme of Season 12?

    Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

    Are there any rules in the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

    Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

    Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

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  • RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

    RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9910
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Players Killed by Monsters: 643
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

    But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

    So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

    CraftyFacts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5730
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

    But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1515
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

    PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 513
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

    Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AzerCraft Minecraft Server

    AzerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8271
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be lit like azerbaijan’s president tryna help french territories get independence. like, imagine if the blocks in minecraft were actually countries and azerbaijan’s president was like “yo, i gotchu fam, let’s break free from da oppression of da blocks!”

    so like, if you wanna be part of dis epic journey to freedom and build your own independent nation in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join us and let’s overthrow the blocky overlords together!

    plus, we got mad crazy events like “build your own revolution” where you gotta create a rebel base in minecraft and fight off da evil block army. or “survive the coup” where you gotta navigate through a maze of political intrigue and betrayal to become da new ruler of your own mini kingdom.

    so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride to independence and freedom in minecraft! let’s show dem blocks who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EVsEh?TariffTrack

    EVsEh?TariffTrack
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9536
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

    join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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