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DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

disappointing bedroom activities, disappointing climax, disappointing fantasies, disappointing foreplay, disappointing intimacy, disappointing sex, disappointing sexual activities, disappointing sexual encounters, disappointing sexual experiences, disappointing sexual performance, DisappointingDelight, letdown in bed, Minecraft, overrated sex, sexual disappointments, sexual expectations, sexual letdown moments, sexual letdowns, sexual misconceptions, smp, underwhelming sex, underwhelming sexual experiences, unsatisfying sex

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a majestic castle, only to have it blown up by a group of mischievous creepers. Or maybe you fancy embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a chest at spawn all along.

But the real reason to join our server? The community events, of course! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous costume parties, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyMH17Downfall

Accountability, anniversary, Aviation, Conflict, CraftyMH17Downfall, downing, EU, families, international relations, investigation, Justice, memorial, MH17, plane crash, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragedy anniversary, Victims, world news

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	6646	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.

FloatyVisionCraft

anatomy, Body, eye anatomy, eye care, eye conditions, eye disorders, eye examination, eye examination techniques, eye floaters, eye health, eye problems, eye symptoms, EyeSight, floaters in eyes, FloatyVisionCraft, health, Medical, ophthalmology, Optical, vision, visual disturbances

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	169
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.

join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

NasoCancerCraft

antibodies, antibody testing, Cancer prevention, cancer screening, Chinese adults, Chinese population, diagnostic testing., early detection, epidemiology, Epstein-Barr Virus, Healthcare, Medical research, NasoCancerCraft, nasopharyngeal carcinoma, oncology, prospective evaluation, public health, Relevance, tumor markers, viral diseases, viral infections

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A VIRUS BUT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE EPSTEIN-BARR BUT NOT REALLY! COME JOIN US AND DETECT SOME CRAZY NASOPHARYNGEAL CARCINOMA IN CHINESE ADULTS! WE GOT ANTIBODIES AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY GAME BUT WITH MINECRAFT! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND, MAYBE A HIDDEN TREASURE OR A GIANT NASOPHARYNX MONSTER! ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO JOIN US NOW! LET’S GET WEIRD AND SAVE LIVES, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Vanilla Habits (BEDROCK SUPPORT) (CROSS PLATFORM) (1.21)

1.21, Active, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Create, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Discord, enchance, Explore, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, invite friends, Minecraft, Peaceful, players heads, Public, smp, solo world, Survival, Talk, text, Toxicity, Vanilla, Vanilla Habits, VanillaHabits

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	5090	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Vanilla Habits

Server IP: 198.244.176.19:25618(bedrock Support)

About Server: VanillaHabits is a of course NEW vanilla, peaceful and friendly server for youand your friends to come explore,create and enjoy. Toxicity, greifing and hacking are not allowed in server to allow players to have the most peaceful experience.

Features: We Have a few features to enchance your fun yet keep the minecraft vanilla, Our server Has bedrock support so you can invite friends to explore with ! in addition to that we also have TEXT that appears on players heads when typing in chat:D

The Server was meant to be for my solo world but decided to make public foranyone who needs a world to play alone or with anyone, i hope we can create an active and fun place for everyone to enjoy 😀 feel free to come online and talk to me and any of my friends.

Discord link : discord.gg/hwMKUN4ERhServer IP: 198.244.176.19:25618

198.244.176.19:25618

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

colloquialisms, CraftyCreeper, cultural expressions, cultural heritage, cultural identity, deep meaning, existential questions, idiomatic expressions, introspective language, Language, linguistic diversity, long tail tags, meaning of life, Minecraft, Native Tongue, philosophical concepts, profound thoughts, Server, Slang, traditional sayings, unique expressions, unique phrases

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ores Mined:	8882	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

PissAndShitMC Server

comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, Millennials, millennials entertainment, millennials funny, millennials humor, millennials internet, millennials jokes, millennials laughter, millennials meme, millennials social media, millennials viral, PissAndShitMC, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1690	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	102	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Emeralds Found:	9037
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	7681

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6673	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.