I was hesitant at first, but then they showed me their massive castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and I was sold. They told me about the epic battles they had fought against giant mutant chickens and how they had tamed a dragon to guard their base. I knew I had to be a part of this crazy world where anything was possible.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your first time feel like a walk in the park, come join us! We have diamond rain, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!
IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND LIKE THE TIME OUR PLAYER, BOB, BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, DIAMONDS, BABY!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE.
SO COME ON, JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE.
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Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from pure joy to pants-wetting terror! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this land of pixelated madness?
So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this server and let your hopes and fears collide in the most epic way possible! Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way, muahahaha!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Earth SMP with 1:500 Scale Map | Explore, settle, and build on a 1:500 scale Earth map. |
| Live Map | Track your location and see other player locations in real-time. |
| Discord Overhaul | Revamped Discord server with new channels and roles. |
| Anti-Cheat System | New system in place to prevent cheating. |
| New Enchantments | Custom enchantments to enhance gameplay. |
| New Mechanics | Includes Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier gameplay. |
| Kits | Starter and Claim Kits available for easy start and land claiming. |
| Towny Plugin | Create and grow towns and villages with Towny. |
| Balanced Economy | Realistic and rewarding economy system. |
| Donations | Cosmetic-only perks for donations. |
A: You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8hV3ZeXuK
A: Yes, Ethereal Heaven is Java and Bedrock compatible, allowing players from both platforms to join in.
A: The new mechanics include Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier tree cutting and mining.
A: Donations are only for cosmetic perks, ensuring fair gameplay for everyone.
A: You can use the Towny plugin to create and grow your own town or village with friends.
A: The more time you spend in the world, the more perks and abilities you unlock as you rank up, rewarding dedicated players.
A: Yes, the server has a new anti-cheat system to ensure fair play for all players.