our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.
so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, here you can post your “loyal” waifu only to discover she’s not as loyal as you thought! Watch as your trust shatters and your waifu secretly hates you for being a cringy cuck. But don’t worry, the bulls are here to steal and impregnate your waifu while you watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!
As a bull, you get to tease cucks, steal their waifus, and make fun of them for being horny cumdumpsters. And for the waifus/avas out there, you can post and see if any bulls or cucks bite, ramble on about your love of big cocks, and contemplate cheating on your current partner. It’s a drama-filled adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So come join us on this insane journey through Minecraft, where cleaning takes on a whole new meaning. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy stories await you in the Rimjob Edition SMP!
first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?
and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.
our research shows that kids raised without religion on our server are like, 69% more likely to become minecraft pros. they learn to work together, problem solve, and think creatively without any religious dogma holding them back.
join our server for a totally unique experience where u can be a virtual parent without all the guilt of forcing ur kids to believe in something they may not agree with. plus, our community is full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have u laughing for days.
so come on over and join us for a wild ride of virtual parenting and epic minecraft adventures. who needs religion when u have diamonds to mine and castles to build?
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To address the biggest issue of Vanila servers. They get boring after two weeks or so lets all be honest it’s hard to constantly play the same world unless you really love it. Here comes the twist different invaders at the end of the month will invade your world and threaten it with deletion! If the server does not manage to defeat the boss at the end of each month the world will get reset. So be prepared for different Monarchs trying to end yours and open their own domains.
But this isn’t the only thing we have! From an optimized balanced Vanila experience to custom Mechanics to improve gameplay and ease for older people playing minecraft such as unlocking all recipes at the start etc.
The economy solely being based on playtime and players, player shops and player warps to help you truly live out a premium vanila friendly experience.
If you’re interested all of this write me a dm or leave a comment! Also do note if I message you the message will go into your requests first please check that as I have a really fast response that I am excited to release this project as much as you guys are to play it. Thanks for your interest and time!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Whitelist-only paper server |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Datapacks | Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay |
A: We are looking for active, mature, and friendly players. Preferably 18+ and those comfortable in a voice chat.
A: There is a short introduction process prior to being whitelisted. Join our Discord server for more information.
A: Proximity chat may be incorporated later on. Stay tuned for updates.
A: We aim to create a safe and friendly environment for all players. Building a tight-knit community is our priority.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Rambo. These fearless sheep will stop at nothing to protect their woolly kingdom from any intruders. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really cozy wool sweater)!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves)!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where flags fight, sheep rule, and dragons boogie down. It’s a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!
