Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!
Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.
we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
| Default ports | |
| Discord server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.
Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.
We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.
Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?
Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!
Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.
So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.
Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!