imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.
Unlike the “chads” out there, our players are kind, respectful, and always have your back. Say goodbye to being the victim of homicides and sexual assaults, and say hello to a community that truly cares about you.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
play.tartariamc.org:25591
| BareBonesMP Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| IP: | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Bedrock IP: | play.barebonesmp.com:19132 |
| Discord Link: | https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ |
| Dynmap: | https://map.barebonesmp.com |
| Website: | https://barebonesmp.com/ |
| Server Features | |
|---|---|
| 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online! | |
| Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins | |
| Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks! | |
| Dedicated Server with No Lag | |
| Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld | |
| Custom Resource pack | |
| 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS | |
| Active Discord & Community | |
| Optional Proximity Voice Chat | |
| Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat | |
| Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds! | |
| Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month! | |
| Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024 | |
| Server Rules | |
|---|---|
| 1. No Griefing or Stealing | |
| 2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages | |
| 3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP! | |
| 4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind | |
| 5. Be Respectful and kind to other members | |
| 6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members | |
| 7. The keyword is andesite | |
| 8. No Advertising or Spamming other members | |
| 9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice | |
| 10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP | |
Join us for epic car races where you can show off your mad Linux skills while zooming past your friends. But be careful, because the roads are filled with creepers and zombies who are just dying to crash your ride!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take your car on a journey to the Nether? Who needs a portal when you can just drive straight into the fiery depths of the underworld? Just make sure you have enough gas to make it back in one piece!
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your car’s fuel tank). See you on the road, fellow Linux enthusiasts! 🚗🔥💻
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.
Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!
we also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off an army of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant lava pit where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches to see who is the ultimate warrior.
but the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where players can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens. it’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!
imagine mining for diamonds while your neurons are going wild with psychedelic effects, it’s a whole new experience that you won’t find anywhere else. our server is like a virtual acid trip, but without the bad comedown.
join us now and see your minecraft world in a whole new light, literally! who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have neurons firing in all directions? come join the fun and let’s get psychedelic together!