so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!
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PixelPervsNoMore
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TalibanGangRapeCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!
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BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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ConsentCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting raped is your boredom! we have crazy laws like making it a crime to not have fun while playing. the polish parliament approves of our server because they know it’s the best place to escape reality and have a blast. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most serious politicians laugh their butts off!
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CraftyMinors Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
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HijabCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WILD THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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CraftyAssaultMC Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!
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CraftyCanuck91
So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!