imagine riding into battle on a giant prom queen tiara, wielding a diamond-encrusted scepter as your weapon. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer the land and steal the hearts of all the prom queens in sight.
but beware, there are other prom queen rapists out there who will stop at nothing to steal your crown. team up with your fellow prom queen rapists to defend your title and reign supreme over the prom queen kingdom.
so come join us on our minecraft server and show the world that you are the true prom queen rapist champion. remember, in the words of sean connery, “winners go home and fuck the prom queen” – so what are you waiting for? come claim your crown!
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!
We got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and creepers to blow up! And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every day. It’s like a war zone, but with pixelated blocks!
Plus, the community here is lit AF. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a good time. No drama, no BS, just good vibes all around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!
But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!