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Welcome to Survival World
A brand new server featuring: • A hard economy • A robust Jobs & Skills system • A strict No Pay2Win policy
We’re upgrading daily to deliver a continuously evolving survival adventure.
Be part of something new and exciting! Vote now to earn rewards and help us grow!
Stay updated on our latest ideas and server improvements by joining our Discord 🙂
45.93.248.80:25032
All Core Game Modes Planned! (Currently: Survival) Survival Mode Highlights: Factories, Auction House, Levels, Jobs, Quests, Skills, Cosmetics, Warps, Teams, Kits, and Crates. 5 Unique Crates – Earnable & premium crates with powerful rewards. Subscription System – Unlock perks across ALL game modes. Seasonal Events & Special Crates – Limited-time content and rewards. Custom Player Homes – Personalize your in-game space. Achievements & Trophies – Earn rewards for completing goals. Enhanced Social Features – More team & friend options. Factions Mode – Large-scale warfare, economies, and leaderboards. Skyblock Mode – Island building, economy, and challenges. Prisons Mode – Custom mines, prestige ranks, bots, and economy. Random Events – Dynamic surprises across all game modes. Cross-Game Rewards – Earn prizes across multiple modes. PvP Tournaments – Compete for top ranks and rewards. Global Leaderboards – Track progress across all game modes.
play.formidra.net:25804
| Description | Join a Minecraft smp where you represent a country by becoming the president or a citizen. Battle and trade with other nations. |
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| Discord | Join Discord Here |
To join the server, first join the Discord linked above. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the server.
Yes! You can become the president of your own country or join an ongoing country as a citizen.
You can participate in battles between nations, trade with other countries, build your nation, and engage in diplomacy.
Why should you join? Well, if you’re tired of shilling your 999 CCV oshi, then this is the place for you. We only accept 4 views or higher, so no small fry allowed here!
Check out our live /BIG/s, create word clouds with our special creator, and admire our /BIG/ logo that’s as epic as a diamond sword.
Plus, we’ve got vod channels, ferrets (yes, ferrets!), and other useful threads that will make you question reality in the best way possible. So join now and let’s mine and craft our way to vtuber greatness!
But here’s the kicker – when you refuse to cater to her bizarre requests, she goes off on you, calling you a “brokie” (whatever that means in Minecraft language). Like, excuse me, I’m just here to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons, not be your cigarette delivery service.
So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected encounters and drama that even soap operas would envy, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Just remember to bring your own virtual cigarettes, because we don’t cater to entitled players here.