Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.
From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in the annual “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge”? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!
On our server, you have the power to reshape the land, create new biomes, and even summon mythical creatures to do your bidding. Want to turn the entire world into a giant lava pit? Go for it! Feel like unleashing a horde of zombie chickens on your enemies? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house or seeing who can ride a pig the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of diamond blocks (don’t ask how that works, it just does).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just change the world in ways you never thought possible!
| Features |
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| Create or join different nations |
| Engage in battles and alliances with different players |
| Develop your own story as a character |
| Participate in elections for political power |
If you go to the end, you will spawn in a bedrock box with a wither inside as a way to get back, and you will lose your possessions.
Griefing and stealing are allowed as long as it benefits the lore of the server. However, excessively destructive actions like setting houses on fire without proper context are not allowed.
Currently in need of 30-40 players, with around 10 players already on the server.
If interested in joining or know someone who might be interested, feel free to message the server owner.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can message the server owner to express your interest in joining. |
| What are the server rules regarding griefing? | Griefing and stealing are allowed as long as it benefits the lore of the server. Excessive destruction without context is not allowed. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Players are allowed to engage in battles and alliances with each other. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. They’ll steal your items, lead you on wild chases through the jungle, and even challenge you to llama dance-offs. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable gaming experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the llamas – they’re always up to no good!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, and treasure hunts that lead to… well, let’s just say you might end up with more than just diamonds in your inventory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” where all players must wear sombreros and only eat tacos for the entire day. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers trying to salsa dance.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. Because on our server, anything can happen… and it usually does.
| IP | 164.92.188.184 or tau.moe |
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| Welcome Message | Welcome to tau.moe. A vanilla server with few plugins (world guard to claim regions), here we try to replicate good old multiplayer minecraft experience from times when grass was greener. Rules: – no cheats – griefing using exploits – no spawn griefing – no chat spam. |
A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
A: The server only has world guard to allow players to claim regions.
A: Griefing using exploits is not allowed. Players must respect other players’ builds and belongings.
A: No, spawn griefing is not allowed. The spawn area should be kept clean and welcoming for all players.
A: No, chat spam is not allowed. Please keep the chat respectful and on-topic.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!
Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!