Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!
But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.
Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!
Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.
Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.
So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.
Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.
But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Progress Level | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Fill out a short application on the discord server here. |
| How many players are on the server? | It’s a small group of players. |
| How far has the server progressed? | Not too far, still early on in the game. |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!
Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!
