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ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

PostOp, clitoral shape, postoperative, Fun, sexual satisfaction

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

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Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

sexual experience, anal molestation, smp, VIRGINITY, sexual anatomy

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

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ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

female empowerment, reproductive system, feminism, empowerment, body positivity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Yu Gi Oh Drowned Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, card game, Anime, Forgotten

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to keep you entertained!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging pipe shotguns and drowning incidents. Our server is so wild, even the creator of Yu Gi Oh couldn’t handle it and ended up meeting a watery demise. But don’t worry, we’ve got respawn points for days!

Explore our server and you might just stumble upon hidden treasures, like the legendary pipe shotgun that took down the ex-prime minister of Japan. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a weapon that can make history?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for any suspicious pipes or bodies of water along the way!

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Too Easy Minecraft SMP Fun Games

not challenging, basic gameplay, not fun as an adult, lack of challenge, boring games

Are you tired of playing on boring, baby-tier servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you had to actually work for your diamonds and fend off creepers like a true warrior? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the challenges are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. From dodging lava traps to battling giant mutant chickens, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous Endermen have taken over the spawn point and are wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on the Endermen and restore peace to our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

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PartnerPeculiaritiesMinecraftSMP

relationship, eccentric, charming, endearing, love

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Obsidian” competition. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the weirdest and wildest players around. One player is convinced they are a real-life llama and only communicates in llama noises, while another player has built an entire village made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who serenades you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyBreakupBuddies

BlockyBreakupBuddies

Are you tired of losing friends after a breakup? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again because our virtual world is a breakup-proof zone. Our magical pixels have the power to mend even the most shattered friendships, turning enemies into allies once more. So come on down and let’s build some bridges (literally and figuratively) on this wacky server where drama is forbidden and friendship is forever!

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VoronCraft Minecraft Server

Military, investigation, russia, Attack, Russian

lol imagine if u were just tryna play some minecraft and then u see a giant fireball in the sky and u find out its from a drone strike on a russian ammunition warehouse like wtf 😂 join our server for some explosive fun just like that fireball but without the destruction cuz we keep it safe here 😎 plus u never know when a drone strike might happen again so might as well be prepared and build ur own bunker in our server lmao 🚀🔥💣 #minecraft #explosivefun #droneattackparty

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SaboCraftEU: MI6 vs CIA vs Russia

government agencies, cyber attacks, MI6, Warning, propaganda efforts

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s like the MI6 and CIA are all up in here warning about some crazy sabotage stuff happening in Europe, but like, don’t worry about that because our server is like, the safest place ever.

Join us and be a secret agent, fighting off evil Russian spies and saving Europe from total destruction. We’ve got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake that only the coolest players know.

Plus, like, our mods are like, super spies themselves, always watching out for any suspicious activity and making sure everyone is having a blast. So come join us, and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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Abs for All Server

6 pack, Bodybuilding, ripped abs, gym, 8 pack

come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.

want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!

plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!

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