we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.
so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).
But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays π€ͺπ₯π
Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!
Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!
Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!
– Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Buttcheek Slapper and the legendary Twerk Master. You won’t find these mobs anywhere else! – Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for life. – We have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the sweet sounds of creeper dubstep. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but glittery unicorn poop. Trust us, it’s worth its weight in gold! – Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted tacos, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Taco Genie.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Let’s gangbang and bukkake smugalana together!
Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the boring sexless generation! With nearly 1 in 3 U.S. men reporting no sexual activity, it’s time to take matters into your own hands – virtually, of course.
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest fantasies and engage in some hot pixelated action. Who needs real-life partners when you can build your dream world and find love in the blocky arms of a Minecraft character?
Don’t be a statistic, be a Minecraft master! Join our server now and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the steamy adventures begin!
Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.
But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.
So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)
Decimal SMP is a vibrant and ever-evolving semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a blend of classic survival gameplay with the added excitement of community-driven events and lore. With a focus on quality-of-life improvements, it provides both new and seasoned players a welcoming environment to craft their stories, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether youβre a solo adventurer or a team player, Decimal SMP promises a unique and engaging experience with every login
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| Server Name | BlissSMP |
|---|---|
| Plugins | 2 plugins for a genuine Vanilla experience |
| Player Limit | 15 active players |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/3uf6YuFvtY and following the instructions provided.
The server has just 2 plugins to maintain a genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience.
The player limit on BlissSMP is 15 active players.
BlissSMP is currently keeping the server cozy until it reaches 15 active players, after which it will be application-only. Secure your spot now!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Mitsuba shows up out of nowhere and challenges you to a build-off. Are you up for the challenge? Of course you are, because on this server, anything is possible!
But wait, there’s more! Scratch Tickets, fashion items, and item codes await you at every turn. Who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?
And don’t even get us started on the NGS Damage Calculator. It’s like having a cheat code for building the ultimate fortress.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few enemy stats, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
– Our server has a good story that will make you question reality. You’ll be on the edge of your block as you uncover the mysteries of our pixelated world.
– Combat on our server is next level. You’ll be battling creepers, zombies, and even the occasional dragon with skills you never knew you had. Get ready to show off your PvP prowess!
– Our DLCs are so amazing, they’ll make other servers jealous. From magical unicorns to flying pigs, there’s no limit to the craziness you’ll find here.
– Sales on our server are so excellent, you’ll be throwing diamonds at the screen to buy all the cool gear and gadgets. Don’t worry, we accept emeralds too.
– We have a cult following that will welcome you with open arms (and possibly sacrifice a few chickens in your honor). Join us and become part of something truly special.
– And best of all, there is absolutely zero Yoshitpiss involvement. Who is Yoshitpiss? We have no idea, but we’re pretty sure you don’t want them anywhere near your Minecraft experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| QoL | Public Warps, Homes, TPA & RTP, Chest & Inventory Sorting, Mob Heads, Live Map, Non-Premium Crates, Starter Kits, Portable Trash Can, etc. |
| Lite RPG | Mob Arenas, Dungeons w/ Custom Bosses & Loot Tables, New open-world mobs, Outposts, McMMO (skilling system), etc. |
| Non-P2W store | Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall. |
| Voting Perks | Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command. You also get a pinata to beat up π |
| Economy | Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell, even open a gambling shop! |
| Cross-play | Play with your friends on any platform! |
| Custom Enchants | Customize your gear with a variety of non-vanilla enchants and create your own unique playstyle! |
| No Whitelisting | That’s right, come play any time restriction-free! |
| Land Claiming | Protect your creations with the all powerful Grief Defender! |
| Discord | An information-rich channel complete with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting! |
No, there is no whitelist on the Charged Creeper server. You can join anytime without any restrictions.
You can protect your creations by using the Grief Defender plugin for land claiming.
No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the Charged Creeper server. The store offers only cosmetic and convenience items, with no gear or playable content locked behind a paywall.
Yes, you can play with your friends on any platform due to cross-play functionality on the server.
Yes, you can gain random rewards each day by supporting the server through the /vote command, and even get a pinata to beat up!
Join us for epic battles with mutant zombie llamas, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of minty fresh gum! Build your dream castle out of giant peppermints and marshmallows, guarded by a fierce army of gingerbread men.
But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a candy wonderland where you can ride on flying gummy bears and mine for diamonds in a river of chocolate. And don’t forget about our weekly dance parties where everyone dresses up as their favorite minty fresh character!
So why wait? Join us for a spearmint x peppermint kind of day and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
Join us and witness Chinese criminals conducting drills to invade our server, only to be met with epic battles and insane PvP action. Our server is so intense, even US lawmakers are talking about it!
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the most happening Minecraft server in the world. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement right here in our virtual world? Let’s goooooo!
Welcome to Skygens! A custom Minecraft server with unique features and content for players to enjoy.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Enchants | Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables! |
| Minions | Customize and upgrade minions with more skins coming soon! |
| New Server | Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content! |
| Free Ranks | Ascend through the ranks simply by playing! |
| Staff Needed | Join our team as a builder, developer, or moderator! |
| Pet System | Collect and train pets to assist you on your island adventures! |
1. How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server address play.theblind5.com and using port 25565.
2. Are there any rules to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
3. How can I obtain free ranks on the server? You can ascend through the ranks by simply playing and participating in various activities on the server.
4. Can I apply to become a staff member on the server? Yes, we are always looking for dedicated individuals to join our team as builders, developers, or moderators. Please reach out to us on the Discord server for more information.
5. Are there any plans for future updates and additions to the server? Yes, we are constantly working on bringing new content and features to the server to keep it exciting for our players. Stay tuned for future updates!
For more information and to join the community, please visit our Discord server.