Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and virgin cock galore!
Why settle for regular blocks when you can have phallic-shaped ones instead? Trust me, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the ultimate pleasure of building with virgin cock blocks!
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!
We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be questioning reality and stuff.
And the best part? We have this epic quest where you gotta paint this far family member of Anne Frank with… wait for it… CUM.
I know, right? It’s like the most outrageous thing ever, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together. It’ll be a blast, I promise.
We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons come to boogie down. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a crown made of rainbow blocks.
But beware, there is a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxes and turn them into rubber chickens. So grab your sword made of spaghetti and come join the madness on our server! You could say ‘this is someone’s fetish’ to pretty much anything.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!
Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.
But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.