Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes. Want to ride into battle on this majestic beast? Join our server now and claim your spot as the ultimate llama warrior!
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the llama always wins.
Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.
Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.
Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!
Forget about mining for diamonds or farming for food, on our server, the only way to survive is by engaging in epic battles with other players! We have a strict “kill or be killed” policy, so sharpen your swords and get ready to fight for your life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a taste for player flesh. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the title of Dragon Slayer? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of laughter (if you don’t get eaten by a creeper first)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperers. These mystical beings have the ability to communicate with llamas on a spiritual level, leading to epic llama dance parties and llama racing competitions. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches, join us now and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world!
Custom Survival Server without losing the essence of Vanilla exploration!!, own economy, casino, maps for PvP, Raffles and VIP rank events, daily missions and many other things!!
188.40.251.43
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Main Guideline | To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible for a public server |
| Plugins | GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops for trading |
| Ranks | New and Player, no benefits |
| Rules | Be reasonable and don’t be a dick |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server for players 18 and older? | Yes, this server is for players 18 and older. Please be 18 or older. |
| Is there a world reset? | No, the world will never reset. |
| Are there warps or TPA commands? | No, there are no warps, TPA, or sethome commands. |
| Can players trade items? | Yes, players can trade via signs, but there are no adminshops. |
| Are there any donation perks? | No, there are no donation perks or advantages for real money. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures and quests that will keep you coming back for more. From battling evil mobs to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?
So why settle for reruns when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Don’t be a one and done player, join us and be part of the ultimate gaming experience!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in sexy kemonomimi skins appear out of nowhere and challenge you to an erotic roleplay battle. Will you accept the challenge and show off your unique kemonomimi sexual attribute? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community pastebin for all the juicy gossip and drama. And don’t forget about our live status tracker, because you never know when a spontaneous roleplay session might break out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your inner freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect roleplay partner with similar interests and fetishes. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your inhibitions at the door. See you in the world of blocky debauchery!
Forget about sharing your gift ideas with a narcissistic mom who just wants to save time and money – on our server, your gifts will always be appreciated and cherished. No more worrying about someone else piggybacking off your thoughtful gestures!
Join us now and experience the joy of giving gifts without any unwanted interference. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you so much about the art of gift giving? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to show your loved ones how much you care, one block at a time.
Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?
But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).