Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes. Want to ride into battle on this majestic beast? Join our server now and claim your spot as the ultimate llama warrior!
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the llama always wins.
Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.
Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.
Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.
We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?
Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.
Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
we got navigated transcranial magnetic stimulation up in here, cuz why not? who needs regular old redstone when u can have nTMS? and get this, we can predict motor deficits pre-surgery! it’s like we’re psychic or something.
but wait, there’s more! we found out that cerebral metastases have a bigger impact on motor cortex excitability than gliomas. mind blown, right? literally.
so come join our crazy minecraft server where even brain tumors are getting in on the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have here!
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| Description | Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft with? Join our SMP server which is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life enhancements. Read the rules, fill out a form, and join our Discord to join! |
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| How to Join | Fill out our entry form Join our Discord server |
No, filling out the entry form is required to join the server.
There are no specific age restrictions, but all players are expected to follow the rules and behave maturely.
You can suggest mods to be added, but the final decision rests with the server administrators.
The rules are periodically reviewed and updated based on community feedback and server needs.
There is a player cap on the server to maintain performance and quality of gameplay.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining a team of super-powered high school students in My Hero Academia? Use your unique abilities to fight crime and save the day, all while trying to pass your exams and avoid detention.
But wait, there’s more! Enter the world of WITCH WATCH, where witches and wizards roam the land, casting spells and brewing potions. Join forces with your fellow players to take down the evil Kagurabachi and restore peace to the realm.
And if you’re feeling brave, why not try your luck in the haunted mansion of SAKAMOTO DAYS? Face off against ghosts and ghouls as you search for the ultimate exorcist, Kiyoshi, who holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the mansion.
With so many adventures waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!
Forget about forgetting your ID in your car, on our server you can forget about everything else and just focus on having a blast! Our community is so fun and friendly, you won’t even remember what it’s like to have a real argument with your spouse.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like missing work because of a forgotten ID, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect escape where you can just relax and enjoy some epic gameplay without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the kind that comes from battling creepers and exploring new worlds!
Why should you join? Because our players are so loyal, they wouldn’t even cheat on their virtual blocky girlfriend or boyfriend! That’s right, you can trust them to mine diamonds with you and not sneak off to another server behind your back.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find your soulmate on our server, you’ll both receive a virtual diamond ring to seal the deal. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on, join us and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just find your forever player two.
