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OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1925	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3060	Votes:	2596

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6414
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3345
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

Superbug Survival Server

antibiotic effectiveness, antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial resistant pathogens, antimicrobial stewardship, bacterial infections, deaths, drug resistant infections, Epidemic, future projections, global threat, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, infectious diseases, Lancet study, mortality rates, public health, Server, Superbug, superbugs, Survival, worldwide

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Votes:	5283	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!