SEXISDEATH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Farms Harvested:	169	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	2298	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	4903	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!