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DadIssuesMC

Affair, aita, asian family, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, dad, DadIssuesMC, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial support, Parent-child relationship, relationship problems, Resentment, Support, Therapist, Therapy, unappreciative

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	941567

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your dad’s affair woes! Join us and build a virtual world where your dad can’t bother you with his relationship problems. Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all players into unicorns for a day – trust us, it’s magical. So come on over and leave your dad’s drama behind, because on our server, the only affair you’ll have is with mining diamonds!

Craftflix: Pay No More!

affordability, binge watching, Budget, Competition, Consumer, cost, Craftflix, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Demand, digital content, Entertainment, long-term investment., market, monthly fee, Netflix, Pay, price increase, pricing strategy, Streaming Service, subscription, Value

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Tired of Netflix hiking up their prices like they’re hiking up a mountain? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about ridiculous subscription fees again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their bare hands. So come on, join us and say goodbye to Netflix and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and monkeys)!

Siblings Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, adoption, anya, family, family dynamics, family expansion, family growth, Family Planning, longing for a sibling, Quest, sibling, sibling bond, sibling connection, sibling dreams, sibling fulfillment, sibling happiness, sibling joy, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling yearning, Siblings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, have a virtual sibling without all the annoying real-life drama. Join our server and pretend to be a sibling to Anya, she’s cool and stuff. Plus, you can build epic Minecraft houses together and have sibling bonding time. It’s like having a virtual family but without the weird family gatherings. Join now for some virtual sibling shenanigans!

ToiletBlockerGamer420

accessibility, advocacy, bladder issues, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication, disability rights, disabled toilet, Empathy, Invisible illness, misunderstandings, pain management, patience, personal space, public events, self-advocacy, self-care, show etiquette, social etiquette, ToiletBlockerGamer420

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	118
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	986
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8428

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!

AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

AquaNoob, Breath Control, learning to swim, Minecraft, overcoming fear of water, smp, stroke technique, swimming, swimming challenges, swimming drills, swimming endurance, swimming goals, swimming improvement, swimming lessons, swimming motivation, swimming practice, swimming progress, swimming skills, swimming success, swimming techniques, swimming tips, water confidence, water safety

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Bro, let me tell you, the hardest part of swimming is not drowning! Like, you gotta make sure you don’t forget how to breathe underwater, it’s like, super important. And on this Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy underwater city where you gotta swim to get to the shops and stuff. It’s like a whole new level of swimming skills required, bro.

But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.

So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

BlockPartyMadness

BlockPartyMadness, defining moment, emotional, Event, Experience, growth mindset., Impact, influential, introspection, lasting impression, lessons learned, life changing, memorable, milestone, personal growth, Pivotal, Reflection, Self Discovery, Significant, transformative, unforgettable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Have you ever been attacked by a horde of killer bunnies in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through insane challenges like dodging exploding chickens and battling giant zombie pigs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Modi’s Repatriation Minecraft Server

deportation, Government, illegal residency, Illegally, immigration, Immigration Policy, Indian community, Indian diaspora, Indian expats, Indian nationals, Indians, Minecraft, modi, Modi administration, Modis, News, repatriate, repatriation, Server, the guardian, undocumented immigrants, US, US immigration, US visa

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8465
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret agents working for modi’s government to repatriate 18,000 indians living in US illegally. yep, u heard that right. join our server and help us take down the illegal immigrants one block at a time. but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the day, but u’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a secret base in the clouds. so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge

Briefing, Conflict, DEPOT, Drones, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global implications, international relations, Military, military actions, Oil, oil depot, ongoing conflict, political tensions, Raid, Revenge, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, sanctions, security threats, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!

Block Party: White Flight Edition

Black immigrants, BLOCK, community diversity, cultural diversity, displacement effects, Edition, Flight, gentrification, immigrant integration, immigration impact, minority populations, neighborhood changes, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood transitions, Party, racial displacement, Racial segregation, racial tensions, social integration, urban development, urban sociology, urban studies, White, white residents

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our minecraft server where black immigrants attract white residents to neighborhoods and native black residents move out like a reverse gentrification party! it’s like a game of musical chairs but with houses! watch as the white residents build their fancy mansions while the black residents scramble to find a new place to live. it’s a race against time, who will win? who will lose? join now to find out and be a part of this crazy social experiment in minecraft form!

The Last Joust of Chivalry

alliances, Arenas, army expansion system, Block Physics, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, faction management, Factions, factions combat, FANTASY, joust, Kingdoms, Medieval, Modpack, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege Engines, Sparring, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	880
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	168
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry
“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”
TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:
➤ CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
➤ PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas
More information of the additional planned features will be included
Join our community today
https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Last Joust of Chivalry server?	The server focuses on factions combat and expansion in a medieval setting with custom siege engines, army management, and faction customization.
Are there additional modes available on the server?	Yes, players can also participate in CreativePlots for building with Modpack blocks and decorations, as well as PvPZone for sparring without equipment loss.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community by visiting the following link: https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc