Join our server and leave all your worries about women behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any “abusive chads” trying to steal your loot.
So come on over and join us, where you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to worry about being rejected by women again. Who needs love when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!
😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!
Join us if you want to uncover the ancient myths of sex in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you find the elusive Diamond Bed, your in-game avatar will become a magnet for all the virtual hotties in the server. But beware, for there are rumors of a cursed Enchantment Table that will make your character’s love life more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you participate in epic battles for the title of Sexiest Player Alive, or embark on quests to find the mythical Potion of Passion? And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Bedrock After Dark” events where players can let loose and party like it’s 1.16!
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!
Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?
Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.
Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.
Join us if you want to be part of a server where every player has a secret identity and you have to figure out who’s secretly a llama in disguise. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds!
We also have a special event every Friday where we release a horde of zombie villagers into the server and you have to try to cure them all before they turn on you. It’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with pixelated villagers!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that randomly changes the gravity in different parts of the server, so one minute you could be walking on the ground and the next you’re floating in the air like a majestic blocky butterfly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
On our server, we have created a virtual world where cutting out all those vices will actually make you a Minecraft god. Imagine building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and crafting the most epic weapons all without the distractions of drugs and junk food.
Don’t be a normie, be a Minecraft legend! Join our server now and start your journey to ascetic greatness. Who needs sex and drugs when you have diamonds and creepers to conquer? Join us and leave your normie life behind for good!
welcome to my new server updates r always happening new things always being added hope to see u guys in the discord and make sure to vote and help the server
37.60.248.38
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Java IP: b0xs3rver.minehut.gg Bedrock IP: b0xs3rver.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port 19132)
1.9 to 1.20 supported!
b0xs3rver.minehut.gg
This is skyblock server with a nice community. The server has an economy, spawners, crates, quests and much more. Until then!!
Play.Minigames-Mc.nl:25606
The Hostmeister is a vanilla+ SMP/anarchy server. We plan to never change the map and there’s absolutely no world guard. Come make your mark in our server’s history by joining The Hostmeister.
We have clans, gsit, and bloodmoon for plugins.
Join our server via Bedrock edition with: Server Address: game.thehostmeister.com Server Port: 19132
Check out our other servers and more information about this one at our website: thehostmeister.com
Join our discord: https://discord.gg/tZcXteRrvU
game.thehostmeister.com
Welcome to the Cosmos! We are a Minecraft Server, with a small and solid player base looking to keep expanding. As of right now, we provide Survival, Parkour, Mob Arenas, and much more to launch soon! Our staff works daily keeping our players input in mind, to try to achieve a smooth and enjoyable Minecraft Experience for everyone. Join us today on Minecraft 1.20.1
Play.CosmosCraft.Fun:25600
Welcome to Thugcraft! A vanilla anarchy lifesteal server having no player homes, economy, or player teleports. Craft drugs that have a range of different potion effects. No rules besides no hack clients.
Email: [email protected]
IP: thugcraftmc.com (1.17-1.20+)
thugcraftmc.com:25589
Welcome to SiriusCraft, a survival server with new biomes, custom dungeons! 1.16 – 1.20
We focus on our gameplay and our amazing community. Join today to experience a new adventure!
Store: store.siriuscraft.art discord: discord.siriuscraft.art IP: siriuscraft.art
siriuscraft.art
Find memes for SLIMEFUN server Server supports both PC/PE (enter IP to play, no trouble). IP: meowsmp.net (1.18+) SV has: – Slimefun full addon – Fight the boss – Warp pvp, trade – Discord community to voice and touch birds – BLOOD MOON – Hunt rewards daily – Blah blah (come and see)
meowsmp.net
Welcome to Survival Destiny. We want to build a friendly community. Cross-play is very important to us, so whether you play Minecraft on your mobile phone, PC, Xbox, PlayStation or Nintendo Switch, we have space for you! We also have great features that await you, so stop by and get an idea of our little network!
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/qu5g5EBU
[Das Netzwerk befindet sich derzeit in der Whitelist-Phase, wenn du dennoch spielen möchtest, so melde dich im Discord und wir tragen dich ein!]
Survival-Destiny.de
A vanilla geopoitical minecraft server always on the latest verison of minecraft. Completely vanilla experience, no teleportations and no P2W. Join our discord if you wish to join ( https://discord.gg/GTUZxh4bsg )
townthrive.duckdns.org:60345
