Rule #1: Don’t argue with the admin about religion because Herobrine does not exist (or does he?). Rule #2: Don’t fact check the admin because even redstone contraptions can be fake. Rule #3: Don’t take too long to fix your creeper phobia because we don’t want to feel scared too.
But wait, there’s more! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, our admin will threaten to ban you if you don’t follow the rules. And if you dare to crack someone else’s back in-game without permission, be prepared to face the wrath of the admin’s revenge – which may involve spawning an army of zombie pigmen in your base!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about the game, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.
Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos. We have a joint account system where 95% of your in-game earnings go into a shared pot, while the remaining 5% is split evenly between you and your virtual spouse. Use the shared funds for necessities like building materials and food, and the fun money for, well, fun stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor!
But wait, there’s more! Just like in real life, you’ll have to renew your virtual car registration every year. Forget to do it on time and you might get pulled over by a virtual cop and fined in-game! Will you pay for the registration on time, or risk getting a ticket and losing precious in-game currency?
And here’s the kicker – if you fail to renew your registration on time, you’ll have to use your hard-earned fun money to pay the fine! That’s right, no free passes here. Learn the consequences of your actions in a hilarious and entertaining way.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of managing your virtual finances while navigating the ups and downs of virtual married life. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!
Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!
| Server Qualities | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Experience | 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions |
| Server Type | PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins |
| PvP | Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft |
| Player Limit | Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community |
A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9
A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!
Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!
Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
