Rule #1: Don’t argue with the admin about religion because Herobrine does not exist (or does he?). Rule #2: Don’t fact check the admin because even redstone contraptions can be fake. Rule #3: Don’t take too long to fix your creeper phobia because we don’t want to feel scared too.
But wait, there’s more! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, our admin will threaten to ban you if you don’t follow the rules. And if you dare to crack someone else’s back in-game without permission, be prepared to face the wrath of the admin’s revenge – which may involve spawning an army of zombie pigmen in your base!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about the game, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are all competing to see who can be the biggest faggot on Youtube? From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks, our players are always up to something hilarious.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding in the most inconvenient places. Will you be brave enough to face this explosive specter and claim the title of the ultimate faggot on Youtube?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, you magnificent faggot, you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like playing Minecraft and browsing the internet at the same time!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens). See you there, my fellow Rog haters!