We got creeper parties every night where we blow up stuff and laugh like maniacs.
Our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a Minecraft rapper.
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But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.
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So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!
| Server Name | NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP) |
|---|---|
| Server IP (Java) | nexusdark.com |
| Server IP (Bedrock) | bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544 |
| Supported Java Versions | 1.8 to 1.21 |
| Server Location | England, UK |
| Average Active Users Count | 2-4 Players |
| Last Full-Server Restart | 06/29/2024 |
| Online Since | 04/06/2024 |
Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.
Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.
Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
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