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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6032
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5082
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9626	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3710
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Items Found:	7596
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Votes:	4261	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3458	Dragon Eggs Found:	5029
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.