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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Players Killed by Monsters:	3012	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	169	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the girls are always ready to have their mouths used…for talking, of course! We have a community of players who love to chat and joke around while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to meet our resident “mouth users” who will keep you entertained with their witty banter and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our girls are not to be underestimated! They may seem sweet and innocent, but they are fierce competitors in PvP battles and will stop at nothing to claim victory. So if you think you have what it takes to join our crazy crew, come on in and see if you can keep up with the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than the stories are the players themselves!

Girlfriend Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crops Grown:	2084	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of trying to navigate the complicated world of dating as an avpd NEET? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. Instead of worrying about relationships, you can focus on building the most epic virtual castle ever! Plus, we have a secret underground society of onahole enthusiasts who meet every Sunday to discuss their latest purchases. And don’t even get me started on our legendary weed farm – it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more greenery. So why bother with real life drama when you can escape to our crazy virtual world? Join now and never look back!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9135	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.

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Kirsche Lard Hut

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

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CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	4210	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

StarmerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be the leader of a whole country like keir starmer but without all the boring politics and stuff. u can have ur own nato summit with other players and mend eu relations by trading diamonds and emeralds. join now and show off ur diplomatic skills while building epic castles and fighting off creepers. who needs real world problems when u can have virtual ones on this server? come join the fun!

CraftyKeir’s Cabinet Meeting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8940
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server run by a prime minister?? well now u can cuz our server is being chaired by the one and only PM Sir Keir Starmer!! he’s gonna make sure everyone follows the rules and builds the best dang creations u ever seen!

join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we wear pants on our heads and shirts on our feet. it’s a wild ride full of upside down fashion and inside out shenanigans. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a chicken riding a pig or a cow doing the moonwalk. the possibilities are endless, just like our supply of pickles. why join? because where else can you find a llama with a top hat and a monocle leading a parade of dancing creepers? it’s a party you don’t want to miss, so grab your mismatched socks and join us for a truly unforgettable experience.

RetinaCraft: Eye-Tracking Fun!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

join this cray cray minecraft server where your brain will be so confused it will feel like it’s been researching for 100 years! we got crazy builds that will make your eyes pop out of your head and your retinas will be overloaded with visual information.

our server is so insane that even the researchers are scratching their heads trying to figure out how we manage to keep track of all the objects in the game. it’s like a brain workout on steroids, but in a fun and wacky way!

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ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the conversation dies as soon as you speak up? Look no further, because on our server, every time you post in the chat, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! That’s right, your words have the power to summon mythical creatures and fulfill your wildest dreams. Join us and watch as the chat explodes with excitement every time you type a message. Who knew Minecraft could be so magical?

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9799
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ores Mined:	3639

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re talking about a server so lit, it’s gonna make $135 million in its opening weekend – that’s right, we’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft servers.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s gonna make history. We’ve got legendary builds, insane PvP battles, and treasure hunts that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones.

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll become an instant millionaire. Okay, maybe not a millionaire, but you’ll definitely feel like a billion bucks when you’re hanging out with us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! Oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs? Yeah, that’s right. Flying pigs. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

HeartbreakTunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. But instead of blowing them up, the creepers challenged the players to a dance-off! And let’s just say, those players have some serious moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, you heard me. Players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made entirely of golden feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

MineCraftMansion

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	982602
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have them stolen by creepers? Join our Minecraft server and feel like the richest player in the game, even if you’re not rolling in emeralds in real life! Our server is so luxurious, even the Ender Dragon vacations here. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our exclusive VIP lounge. So come join us and feel like a Minecraft millionaire, no matter what your real-life bank account looks like!

CraftyWindMC: Germany’s China Turbine Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where germany and china are teaming up to build the biggest wind turbines in the world!! we got windmills taller than the Eiffel Tower and they actually spin so fast they can power a whole city!! u can even climb to the top and pretend ur a superhero flying through the sky!! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword!! join now for the ultimate adventure and help us save the planet, one block at a time!!