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Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3947
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	1557
Crops Grown:	7769	Mines Excavated:	2157
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	140173	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!