Sex Toy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

Masturbation, sexual satisfaction, dildo, Minecraft, OWNER

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

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ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

SorryNotSorry, Fun, sex, FANTASY, as fuck

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCrafterz

household item, household item as sex toy, experimentation, Creative, CraftyCrafterz

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

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Blocky Pleasure Palace

blocky, self-care, fantasy fulfillment, solo play, pleasure product

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

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ToiletTroubleCraft

bathroom etiquette, toilet bowl cleaner, bathroom etiquette guidelines, bathroom cleanliness, personal hygiene

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

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Minecraft Motel Mayhem

traumatic motel visit, subpar motel service, unpleasant motel amenities, terrible motel service, disappointing motel stay

Have you ever stayed in a motel where the bed was made of actual rocks and the only food available was stale crackers? Well, our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for the most epic virtual adventure of your life where you can build your dream castle, tame a dragon as a pet, and even ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this server once you experience the luxury of pixelated paradise. So say goodbye to boring motels and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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CraftyTroopsUK

peace deal, political negotiations, crisis management., conflict resolution efforts., Ukraine

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got U.K. troops fighting creepers in Ukraine for peace lmao. like, who even needs diamonds when you got soldiers in uniform protecting your pixelated land? join now for the most insane battles and diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see in a blocky world. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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Vaudeville

Whitelist, Roleplay, paramedic, Meals, Jobs

Server Name	City of Vaudeville
MC Version	1.20.1
Overview	City of Vaudeville is a roleplay Minecraft server that welcomes players of all backgrounds to come and create characters, build a new life, and participate in immersive roleplay experiences.

FAQ

1. Who can join the server?

Players of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and ages above 16 are welcome on the server.

2. Are there rules in place to ensure a safe environment?

Yes, anyone making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed from the server.

3. What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as currency systems, vehicles, various meals and drinks, decor items, and more.

4. Can I create my own character?

Yes, players can create and develop their own characters, with the option to make a new character every season.

5. Are there seasonal updates on the server?

Yes, there are new seasons every 3 months with economy resets, new buildings, activities, and events added regularly.

6. What kind of jobs can I have on the server?

Players can run for Mayor, be a criminal, work as a firefighter, police officer, paramedic, compete in In World Gambling, run a restaurant, be an adventurer, and more.

7. How can I join the server?

Interested players must join the server’s Discord to create a character before joining the server. Players must also stay in character while on the server.

For more information and to join the Discord, visit https://discord.gg/5rwpF4aMfb

Gura’s Zen Garden 1.21.4

tourism ambassador role, tourism industry, Japanese tourism, tourism ambassador, Japanese ambassador

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, because I’ve never seen her do any ambassadoring. And let me tell you, that’s a good thing because who needs boring old ambassadors when you can have epic adventures in this server? Trust me, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun just waiting for you to join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s get this party started!

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KidCraftWeddingFun

cousin, KidCraftWeddingFun, ex wife, change of plans, Kids

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy wedding story.

Imagine traveling across the country with your two kids, only to find out they’re not invited to the wedding. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-wife is on the guest list, adding a whole new level of drama to the mix.

But fear not, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even invite your ex-wife to join in on the fun (if you dare).

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family feuds and wedding drama, all while mining for diamonds and battling zombies? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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