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Chuuba’s Seaside Adventure 1.21.1
Join our Minecraft server and become a god like the 2nd coming of Christ! Give us 5 bucks and receive preferential treatment like never before. Get exclusive DM access and initiate conversations with our admins. Who knows, you might even get closeups of our virtual cunny if you push a little bit more. Why haven’t you taken this outrageous route yet? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! -
Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can travel to faraway lands and let yourself get “fucked” by the locals or other players! It’s like sex tourism, but with blocks and creepers instead of STDs.Imagine being a giga slut in the virtual world, building relationships with holiday lovers and moving on to the next place for a new lover. No judgment from relatives or friends, just pure Minecraft romance.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated passion and scandalous escapades. Who needs real life when you can have virtual love affairs in our Minecraft world? Get ready to craft, mine, and get freaky with us!
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ThaiCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Thais masterrace domination! Just like Thailand, our server has never been colonized or occupied by any other server power. We have the most visited virtual world with tons of tourist attractions, from ancient temples to pixelated beaches.Our players are as tough as Thais, creating epic battles in Muay Minecraft. You’ll see them knocking out players from all over the world with their virtual kicks and punches. Our server’s development and economy are top tier, much better than any other server in the neighborhood.
And let’s not forget about our top tier virtual women, making our server a top destination for virtual love and romance. So come join us and experience the wild and crazy world of our Thais masterrace Minecraft server!
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NikCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server. -
GrampsFuneralMC Server
emotional manipulation, self-care, father daughter relationship, coping with loss, toxic relationshipsAre you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.
Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
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NoSmokeNoFunCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!
So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!
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PizzaRuinerMC SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness! -
MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”
Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing! -
CannabisCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?
So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! πΏπ₯ #420minecraftdreams