BlockyBedBanter

awkward exchanges, inappropriate remarks, bedroom blunders, laughable quotes, dumbest thing said

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the creepers can’t stop laughing. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to make all the chickens in the game break out into a synchronized dance routine. So come on, join us and let’s have a blast!

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BlockyBodyTalk

BlockyBodyTalk, Therapy, SELF AWARENESS, relationships, Boundaries

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

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Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

/x board, video games, market saturation, EA recycled garbage, Lurker

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

Join, body image, anatomy, small penis humiliation, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

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Get stuck on TrappedMC: Where PVP meets Prison, but don’t worry, no pay-to-win here, just classic OG fun!

TrappedMC Minecraft Server

Server IP	TrappedMC.com
Version	1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible)
Discord	https://discord.gg/trappedmc

TrappedMC offers a unique classic prison experience with features like interactive staff, constant updates, hourly server events, and a helpful community. The server caters to players who enjoy mining, PvP, and socializing.

Unique Features:

Anti Pay-To-Win system
Contraband selling/trading
Crypto mining
Fun and interactive events
Community Feedback

Voted as one of the Top 10 Prison Servers of 2024 by Sportskeeda, TrappedMC is the only classic prison server on the list.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is donating to the server pay-to-win?	No, donating does not put anyone above others in terms of gameplay advantages.
Can I sell/trade contraband items?	Yes, there is a contraband system for players to grow illegal items, create gangs, and earn rewards.
What is crypto mining in the server?	Players can passively earn income by obtaining GPUs through mining and investing in a virtual crypto system.
Are there server-hosted events on TrappedMC?	Yes, the server offers fun events like spleef, walls, block party, etc. for players to participate in and win prizes.
How does the server handle community feedback?	TrappedMC constantly updates based on player suggestions and feedback to improve the overall prison experience.

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

Relaxation, Server, recreational drug, counterculture, based hetero

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Look no further, because on our server, smoking weed is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, our server is so dank that even the creepers are high on that good kush.

Join us if you’re tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is too afraid to light up a joint. Here, we embrace the green life and believe that only the bravest players puff on that sweet herb.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that if you smoke enough weed on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Come blaze it with us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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CraftyVerse Minecraft Server

open beta, ps4, universal parry technique, new modes, Cross-Play

Welcome to Sleepy Time Edition, the most dreamy and whimsical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us on this server where you can build your own magical dreamland filled with fluffy clouds and rainbow unicorns. But be careful, because at night, the evil Pillow Monsters come out to play!

Previous players have reported encountering mystical creatures like the Bedtime Bandit, who steals your diamonds while you sleep. But don’t worry, our new universal parry technique will help you fend off these pesky thieves.

With new characters like Joker, Jason, Banana Guard, and even Agent Smith from The Matrix, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. Plus, our PvE mode will have you facing off against the ultimate boss – the Sandman himself!

So grab your pillow sword and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless fun in the dream world of Sleepy Time Edition?

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AquaCraze Minecraft Server

WIBTAH, trip planning, uninviting friends, bigger airbnb, waterpark trip

Are you tired of boring old water parks with the same old rides? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server for a water park experience like no other. We have water slides that defy gravity, wave pools that make you feel like you’re in the ocean, and lazy rivers that are anything but lazy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have historical landmarks for those who are tired of the same old water park scene. Explore ancient ruins, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a ghost or two. And for all you aquarium enthusiasts out there, we have a virtual aquarium that will blow your mind. Swim with sharks, feed the dolphins, and marvel at the colorful fish.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate water park adventure. And don’t worry about uninviting friends, because on our server, the more the merrier! Who needs a boring old Airbnb when you can stay in a virtual mansion with all your new friends? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and join our server today!

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CraftyQueens: NoHomophobeZone

Confrontation, Friends, HOMOPHOBIC, Boundaries, Conversation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of friendship, betrayal, and screenshotting like never before.

Picture this: you’re chilling in a group chat with your bros, when suddenly one of them drops the F bomb (not the fun kind). You, being the hero that you are, call them out on their nonsense. But wait, it gets better. This dude, let’s call him Kyle, is in the military and thinks he can just throw around slurs like confetti at a parade.

You’ve had enough of his shenanigans. So what do you do? You pull the ultimate power move and message his wife. That’s right, you take the drama straight to the source. And guess what? She’s not having any of it either. She thanks you for showing her the true colors of her hubby and promises to have a little chat with him about his potty mouth.

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t the first rodeo with Kyle and his foul language. You’ve tried to reason with him before, but he just doesn’t get it. So you drop the mic, leave the chat, and let the drama unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos? Let the games begin!

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GymCraft Server: Lifts Gone Wrong

Exercise, injury, gym safety tips, gym behavior, reddit

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts, have you ever seen someone build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with exploding creepers? Well, on our server, we have players who take building to a whole new level of danger and excitement! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone attempt to mine obsidian with their bare hands while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, then come join us now!

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Sex Talk

TrappedMC Minecraft Server

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