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BlockyBodyTalk

advice, BlockyBodyTalk, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, judgment, misunderstandings, mixed signals, Perception, personal space, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sex talk, social cues, societal norms, Support, Therapy, touchy feely

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Votes:	9160	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

/x board, blocky, bonanza, common observations, conspiracy theories, dry market, EA College Football, EA recycled garbage, gaming industry, Lurker, market saturation, middle school experiences, Minecraft, new game releases, Nostalgia, novelty in gaming, Politics, pornographic content, Server, sex talk, trailer releases, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4884
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	2245	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Void Armor Forged:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	66

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3681
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1352
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	182	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	2282
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Votes:	2348	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!

SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

bad, cassandra nova, Choice, couldnt, Craft, Deadpool, destroy, Diamond, Domino, falling out, foil, Good, integration, Minecraft, Mission, morena baccarin, Multiverse, Natural, Plot, relationship drama, smp, SMPcassandraNOVA, sword, variant, Villain, Wade Wilson

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Skelebri-ty SMP

celebrity scandals, celebrity secrets, controversial celebrities, controversial figures, dark past, dark secrets, gossip, Hidden Secrets, Hollywood drama, juicy gossip, PERSONAL LIFE, public image, questionable behavior, Rumors, scandalous behavior, scandalous history, shady behavior, Skelebrity, skeletons in the closet, smp, tabloid fodder, troubled past

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Which celebrity do you think has a lot of creepers in their Minecraft closet? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the gossip is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos – just watch out for that sneaky skeleton lurking around every corner!

CraftyFibsMC

BETRAYAL, cover up, CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, fabrication, facade, falsehood, fib, half-truth, Hidden Truth, lie, Manipulation, misleading, Pretense, secret, untruth, white lie

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of telling people you’re actually a Minecraft pro when in reality you can barely build a dirt hut? Well, fear no more! Join our server and let your inner Minecraft legend shine! We have secret potions that will turn you into a block-placing machine, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command (just kidding, please don’t explode our server). So come join us and start living the Minecraft lie of your dreams!

VenezuelaCraft: EU Blockade

Blockade, controversy, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, election, EU, european politics, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, international relations, News, opposition, Politics, unified statement, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, veto power

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1372
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally blocking each other from making a unified statement on Venezuela’s election? i know, right? it’s like a whole drama going on in the virtual world. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some epic trolling and political shenanigans. who needs peace and unity when you can have chaos and mayhem? come join the madness, you won’t regret it!