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  • Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

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    🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

      • Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?

      • Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!

      • Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!

      • Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!

      • Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!

      • Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!

      • The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

    So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

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  • WhoniverseMC Adventure

    WhoniverseMC Adventure

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    WhoniverseMC

    YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS!

    A server all about Doctor Who!

    SURVIVAL Embark on a journey through worlds, gather stuff to survive. Battle the Doctor’s enemies in the Overworld and face the scary Cybermen as they rebuild their army! Choose a job to make money. Shop at Strax’s for all your needs!

    CREATIVE Let your mind go wild in the Creative world. Build on protected Plots or in a Freeworld for bigger spaces. Create your own TARDIS interiors or sets for roleplay!

    TARDISES Of course, we have TARDIS! It will take you to all worlds in the server. Easily craft one in Creative! New interiors coming soon!

    Join now for more cool stuff in the future!

    WhoniverseMC.serv.nu

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  • Re:Create Server

    Re:Create Server

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    Recreate Minecraft Server Information

    The Re:create Minecraft server is a recreation of the YouTube series Re:create using their modpack. It’s completely public for everyone to join!

      • Keep inventory is on, so you won’t lose your stuff when you die.
      • Land claiming is available to protect your builds.
      • The Re:create modpack includes a collection of Create mods to enhance your Create mod experience with more features and possibilities.

    Join now and start creating amazing things in the world of Minecraft! 🎮🌟

    51.222.177.122:25578

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  • EuroPvP – Join the Fun!

    EuroPvP – Join the Fun!

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    MinePvP

    Yo, check out this Europe server called MinePvP! It’s lit 🔥 Join the fun and vibe with the squad. This server is poppin’ and growing fast, so don’t miss out. Come through today and let’s get this party started! 🎉

    play.minepvp.fun

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  • PvPHub Crystal PvP

    PvPHub Crystal PvP

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    PvPHub

    A 1.18 – 1.21 Crystal PvP Server for fast and fun games. Join now at pvphub.me.

    pvphub.me

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  • Galaxy PvP Zone

    Galaxy PvP Zone

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    GalaxyNetwork

    Welcome to GalaxyNetwork! We’re a new Minecraft server group, and currently we only have Free For All Pvp Gamemode available.

    167.235.169.242:27976

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  • GalaxyMC Fun Zone

    GalaxyMC Fun Zone

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    GalaxyMC

    Join the fun on GalaxyMC! Explore cool worlds, build stuff, and survive with pals. Play mini-games, have big fights, and more cool stuff to do! Connect now at ip.play.galaxymc.fun | Port: 25568 Let’s have a blast!

    play.galaxymc.fun

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  • Whimsical Wispwood

    Whimsical Wispwood

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    Welcome to Wispwood! [Alpha Testing]

    We’re a chill survival server with a cozy vibe. Days last longer, nights are safer, and we have cute snails and bugs!

    Features:

      • Small PG-13 community for a relaxed survival experience
      • Custom resource pack with cool stuff like mobs, NPCs, furniture, and more
      • Future updates with carnival games and dungeons!

    Join us for a laid-back Minecraft adventure at Wispwood! 🌿🌼🐌

    play.thenestmc.com

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  • Survival GSMP – Explore, Build, Conquer

    Survival GSMP – Explore, Build, Conquer

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    GSMP – Survival Server

    Welcome to GSMP, the Minecraft Survival server that takes survival to a whole new level! Join a friendly community, tackle exciting challenges, and enjoy custom resources that make each journey special.

      • Supported Versions: 1.21.1 – 1.21.x
      • Discord: Join Here
      • Server IP: gsmp.bedhost.com.br
      • Port: 10488

    Come and be a part of this awesome community! See you there!

    gsmp.bedhost.com.br

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  • TropiCraft Server

    TropiCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tropical Planet

    Tropical Network is a cool Minecraft server network where you can have a blast with your friends. We’ve got lots of different game modes to keep things interesting and exciting for everyone.

    Our main goal isn’t about making money, it’s about making sure you have a great time. We care about our community and love hearing your ideas and feedback.

    We also host awesome events and give out prizes to show our appreciation. Our team works hard to make sure you have the best time possible.

    Come join Tropical Network for a super fun time in Minecraft! We’re all about having fun, making friends, and creating unforgettable memories in every game.

    tropical.hbmc.net:25619

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